PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ubungu Bamboo Face (ranked 20334 p4p, 24550 weight class) and Ding Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Bamboo Face
vs
Ding Dong

205 cm
43
285
20 - 21 - 0

200 cm
24
265
8 - 30 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Conquest Nutrition™ (160Q) $48

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 21 - 0, fighting out of London, Ubungu Bamboo Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ding Dong!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bamboo Face bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Ding Dong is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Bamboo Face has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ding Dong parries the strikes from Bamboo Face easily there. Bamboo Face is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Ding Dong to escape.
Bamboo Face working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ding Dong is not content to let Bamboo Face control the position.
Bamboo Face lands a decent elbow from side control.
Ding Dong is working to avoid the ground and pound but Bamboo Face connects with a decent elbow.
Ding Dong taking a bit of punishment here - Bamboo Face scoring with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sloppy strikes there by Bamboo Face.
Bamboo Face lands a few punches from side control.
Ding Dong taking a bit of punishment here - Bamboo Face scoring with strikes.
Bamboo Face looks up at the clock and then as Ding Dong takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bamboo Face smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Bamboo Face looks up at the clock and then as Ding Dong takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bamboo Face smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Bamboo Face tries to move into full mount but can't pass Ding Dong's legs.
Bamboo Face working the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bamboo Face cracks Ding Dong with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Bamboo Face landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Bamboo Face working the body and head with strikes.
Bamboo Face landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Bamboo Face working the body and head with strikes.
Ding Dong is looking for a sweep.
Bamboo Face working the head and body with strikes.
Bamboo Face scores with a couple of short elbows.
Bamboo Face lands an elbow.
Ding Dong looks winded!
Ding Dong takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Ding Dong takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ding Dong takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Bamboo Face working the body and head with strikes.
Ding Dong felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Bamboo Face working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bamboo Face trying to control the action but Ding Dong is working from the bottom.
Bamboo Face lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Bamboo Face looks up at the clock and then as Ding Dong takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bamboo Face smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Bamboo Face lands a nice forearm strike.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ding Dong takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Bamboo Face creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Ding Dong is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Ding Dong taking punishment in the form of punches.

Ding Dong is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bamboo Face lands a strong strike to the head of Ding Dong. That's dazed him! Bamboo Face looking to finish here. Ding Dong is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Bamboo Face lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ubungu Bamboo Face!
Ubungu Bamboo Face seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Ding Ding Dong stepped up to the mic, saying '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'.