PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tim Bits (ranked 1746 p4p, 985 weight class) and Charles Traynor (ranked 226 p4p, 137 weight class). Traynor has chosen Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Bits
vs
Traynor

180 cm
23
173
4 - 3 - 0

182 cm
23
170
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
The Pharmacy Phuket

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tim Bits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Traynor!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Chad Campbell and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Traynor scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Traynor scores with a hook.
Traynor takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Charles Traynor has been cut.
Bits misses the body punch

and Traynor counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Traynor.
Traynor struggles to land a body shot inside as Bits controls his hands.

Bits escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Traynor moves into range and clinches up with Bits.
Traynor misses with an elbow over the top.
Traynor tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bits scores with a shot to the side of Traynor's head.
Traynor blocks a body shot from Bits.

Bits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bits lands a really nice looking cross but Traynor seems unphased.
Bits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Traynor misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Traynor fails to land with a series of punches.
Bits misses with a looping left.
Traynor misses with a few strikes there.
Bits lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Traynor moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Traynor is rocked!
Bits slips a jab and a cross from Traynor.
Traynor is still on wobbly legs! Can Bits finish him?
Bits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Traynor.
Traynor looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Bits moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Traynor! Bits continues to tee off on Traynor, landing with a left and a right! Bits connects with a right hand that leaves Traynor sleeping against the cage! What a finish by Bits!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tim Bits!
A very excited looking Tim Bits made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.