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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 548 p4p, 711 weight class) and Yngve Laake (ranked 64 p4p, 82 weight class). Dispatch Regulator comes to the cage accompanied by A Doon Hicky. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 2, fighting out of New York, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yngve Laake!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator throws a leg kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Laake.
Laake jabs at Dispatch Regulator's body.
A nice leg kick from Laake, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laake moves out of range as Dispatch Regulator strikes.
Dispatch Regulator tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Laake throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laake lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Laake connects with a solid leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dispatch Regulator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dispatch Regulator throws a jab when Laake was well out of range.
Dispatch Regulator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Laake.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a jab to the body
and Laake counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dispatch Regulator throws a shot from downtown. Laake moves away and avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laake throws a leg kick which misses Dispatch Regulator's front leg but catches the back leg as Dispatch Regulator tries to avoid it.
Laake fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dispatch Regulator on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laake. Laake obviously looking to wear him down.
Laake moves out of range of the leg kick from Dispatch Regulator.
Laake lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dispatch Regulator on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laake. Laake obviously looking to wear him down.
Dispatch Regulator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laake moves away.
Laake sizes up Dispatch Regulator with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dispatch Regulator is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Laake scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Laake misses with a straight left.
Dispatch Regulator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dispatch Regulator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Laake can pounce on him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laake scores with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laake attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Some bone on bone action there as Dispatch Regulator checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dispatch Regulator lands a jab to the head.
Laake throws a wild body kick that Dispatch Regulator sees coming a mile off.
A little feinted left hand from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Laake lands a body shot.
A nice leg kick from Laake, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laake cracks Dispatch Regulator with an open hand slap.
Dispatch Regulator shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dispatch Regulator takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dispatch Regulator throws a looping overhand right but Laake ducks down to avoid it.
Yngve Laake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laake scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Laake throws a leg kick which misses Dispatch Regulator's front leg but catches the back leg as Dispatch Regulator tries to avoid it.
Laake takes a swing at Dispatch Regulator's ribcage but misses.
Laake takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Laake dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dispatch Regulator. That did some damage!
Dispatch Regulator misses with an uppercut.
Laake tries a head kick but it misses.
Laake goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dispatch Regulator misses the shot to the body.
Laake uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dispatch Regulator.
Laake fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Laake scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laake connects with a leg kick.
Laake throws a leg kick
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laake tries to land a body kick
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Yngve Laake has been cut.
Laake misses with a head kick.
Dispatch Regulator tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Laake with a nice calf kick.
Dispatch Regulator on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laake. Laake obviously looking to wear him down.
Laake misses with a body shot
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dispatch Regulator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Laake throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laake scores with a kick to the body.
Laake has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dispatch Regulator tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laake shapes to counter with a head kick.
Laake is looking to land body kicks.
Dispatch Regulator is looking for a counter combo.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Yngve Laake dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yngve Laake's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dispatch Regulator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Laake has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Laake throws a leg kick
and Dispatch Regulator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Laake lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Yngve Laake seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Laake thows a body kick. Dispatch Regulator tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Laake throws a quick inside leg kick.
Laake throws a chopping leg kick but Dispatch Regulator manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Laake throws a front kick that sends Dispatch Regulator stumbling back into the cage.
Laake throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laake is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dispatch Regulator rather than just go for the knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laake scores with a nice right hand.
Laake lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dispatch Regulator's sensitive parts.
Dispatch Regulator has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Laake scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Laake.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Laake.
Dispatch Regulator sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A solid body kick from Laake.
Laake misses the shot to the body.
Laake misses with a low kick.
Dispatch Regulator takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laake misses with an attempted mid kick.
Laake ducks under a wild hook from Dispatch Regulator.
Laake takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laake lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dispatch Regulator's sensitive parts.
Laake lands the left hand.
Laake throws a nice outside leg kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Dispatch Regulator might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator blocks a head kick by Laake.
A little feinted left hand from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A swing and a miss from Dispatch Regulator.
A nice side step and Laake releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dispatch Regulator will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Nice jab there from Dispatch Regulator.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laake connects with a leg kick.
Laake with the inside leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Laake looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dispatch Regulator has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Laake.
Dispatch Regulator pivots, looking for a leg kick but Laake is out of range and Dispatch Regulator settles back down.
Laake takes a swing at Dispatch Regulator's ribcage but misses.
Laake throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laake lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator needs to keep his hands up - Laake had a free shot at his head there.
Laake misses with a looping left.
The fighters circling - Dispatch Regulator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Laake lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laake.
Laake connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Laake.
Dispatch Regulator takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laake. Dispatch Regulator does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dispatch Regulator throws a poor cross that misses
and Laake makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a few strikes there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laake throws a poor cross that misses
and Dispatch Regulator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Laake slips under a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laake scores with a jab to the head.
Laake chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laake paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dispatch Regulator blocks a head kick by Laake.
Dispatch Regulator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Laake feints and then cracks Dispatch Regulator's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dispatch Regulator down.
Laake throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dispatch Regulator throwing a counter right hand but Laake manages to avoid it.
Laake throws a leg kick but Dispatch Regulator sees it coming and moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Laake misses the target.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a wild body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Yngve Laake showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Yngve Laake's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Dispatch Regulator misses with an uppercut. Laake saw that one coming.
Dispatch Regulator throws a jab but it's blocked by Laake.
Laake looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laake throws a leg kick which misses Dispatch Regulator's front leg but catches the back leg as Dispatch Regulator tries to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Laake. Beautiful body shot.
Laake feints and then cracks Dispatch Regulator's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dispatch Regulator down.
Laake bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dispatch Regulator's head backwards.
Laake with a nice calf kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donk. Laake catches Dispatch Regulator right on the button with a cross.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a straight right.
Laake scores with a shot to the body.
Dispatch Regulator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Laake looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laake lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Laake lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dispatch Regulator blocks a head kick by Laake.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Laake throws a hook but Dispatch Regulator avoids it easily.
Laake's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dispatch Regulator connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Laake scrambles back to his feet.
Dispatch Regulator throws a lazy right hand but Laake sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A good leg kick by Laake.
Laake scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Laake throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dispatch Regulator.
Laake lands a leg kick that knocks Dispatch Regulator off balance momentarily.
Dispatch Regulator on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laake. Laake obviously looking to wear him down.
Yngve Laake is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A nice leg kick lands there from Laake.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laake lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dispatch Regulator avoids the body shot from Laake.
Dispatch Regulator will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A head kick misses from Laake.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dispatch Regulator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Laake was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Laake turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A big left from Dispatch Regulator misses.
Dispatch Regulator takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dispatch Regulator looks to throw the jab but Laake is out of range.
Laake connects with a looping right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Laake scores with a nice head shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laake. That's going to slow Dispatch Regulator down.
Laake misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dispatch Regulator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dispatch Regulator on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A slapping body kick lands there for Laake.
Dispatch Regulator throws a looping overhand right but Laake ducks down to avoid it.
Dispatch Regulator stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Laake.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a left hand
and Laake counters with a good low kick that Dispatch Regulator was not able to check.
Laake scores with a kick to the body.
Laake blocks a jab.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Laake. Dispatch Regulator shrugs it off though.
Chronian Dispatch Regulator has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Laake throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dispatch Regulator on the side of the head.
Dispatch Regulator throws a hook to the side of Laake's head but Laake sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laake jabs Dispatch Regulator to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Laake scores with a hook to the body. Dispatch Regulator takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A good leg kick by Laake.
Laake turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Laake looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laake bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Laake throws a nice inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laake.
Dispatch Regulator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laake was well out of range. Poor timing from Dispatch Regulator.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yngve Laake comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Laake has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yngve Laake!
A very excited looking Yngve Laake made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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