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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Homer Jet (ranked 25293 p4p, 4133 weight class) and Useless Human (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Homer Jet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Useless Human!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Human throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jet counters with a series of strikes. Human will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jet throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice takedown defense from Human. No joy for Jet on that attempt.
Human only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Human circles away quickly and effectively.
Jet goes for a double leg but Human avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Human continues to drive forward.
Human is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Jet with a body shot.
Human struggles to land a body shot inside as Jet controls his hands.
Human misses with a hook to the ribs.
Human swings wildly with an uppercut but Jet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Human goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jet prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Human stops a takedown attempt from Jet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Homer Jet. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jet tries to pull guard but Human won't allow it.
Jet is trying to pull guard but Human has him pressed against the cage.
Human misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Human throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Human is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Jet is defending well.
Jet is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Human turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Jet tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jet is breathing heavily.
Human is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jet can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Human content just to control the position here.
Human scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Jet?
Jet is in a horrible position here. Human smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Human with good strikes from the mount here!
Human raining down shots from the mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Human is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jet can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Human lands with some strikes.
Human looking to control and managing it successfully.
Human landing shots from mount.
Jet is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Human! Jet is hurt baaadly! Human is firing away with more strikes - Jet is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Useless Human!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
48% |
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