PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Huug Schlepper (ranked 3048 p4p, 25608 weight class) and DeMarcus Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schlepper comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC - Highway to Hell. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Schlepper
vs
Slice

225 cm
30
280
3 - 1 - 0

220 cm
24
270
5 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Conquest Nutritionâ„¢ (160Q) $97

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Huug Schlepper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, DeMarcus Slice!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Schlepper.

That has opened up DeMarcus Slice's cut even more.
Schlepper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slice shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Schlepper but Schlepper pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Schlepper gets the takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlepper is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Slice will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlepper has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlepper advances to mount.
Schlepper really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schlepper moves to the back.
Schlepper seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
I would not like to be Slice right now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Schlepper has managed to slip his arm under Slice's chin. This could be all over... yep, Slice is tapping out! Submission win for Schlepper.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Huug Schlepper!
Huug Schlepper tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.