PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sir Seven (ranked 4318 p4p, 3560 weight class) and Useless Human (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Useless Human is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Seven
vs
Human

174 cm
18
194
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
197
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sir Seven!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Useless Human!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Roberts and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Human gets the takedown into side control.
Human cracks Seven with a big elbow.
Human scoring with punches and elbows.
Human cracks Seven with a big elbow.
Human cracks Seven with a big right hand but Seven just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Seven knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Human on the ground.
Human in side control lands a decent elbow.
Human works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Seven tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Human connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Seven some visible discomfort.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seven is looking to regain half guard here but Human keeps moving and retains side control.
Human working the ground and pound.
Seven is looking to regain half guard here but Human keeps moving and retains side control.
Seven taking a bit of punishment here - Human scoring with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Human lands a decent elbow from side control.
Seven on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Human is working Seven over with some ground and pound from side control.

Seven is rocked!
Human scoring with punches and elbows.
Oh Seven is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Human cracks Seven with a big right hand but Seven just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

Human tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seven takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Seven is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Seven seems to have got his legs back now.
Seven tries to get to full guard but Human has control of the leg.
Seven wants to control but Human is keeping busy.
Human looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Human seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Seven might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Seven is looking for a sweep. Human is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Human lands with a punch from half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Human working the head and body with strikes.
Human lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Human is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Human lands with a punch from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seven is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Human scores with a couple of nice shots.
Human is nestled in close to Seven, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Human winds up and cracks Seven with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Human lands a big elbow - Seven is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Human!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Useless Human!