PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 2148 p4p, 3790 weight class) and Omari Moody (ranked 268 p4p, 419 weight class). McWanker comes to the cage accompanied by Im A Wanker. On his way into the cage it seems that Jerk McWanker has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jerk McWanker seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

McWanker
vs
Moody

190 cm
26
210
6 - 2 - 0

191 cm
23
215
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed

Pulling Guard

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Omari Moody!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWanker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Omari Moody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moody with a jab.
Moody misses the jab.
Moody swings for the body but McWanker moves out of range.
Moody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWanker was well out of range. Poor timing from Moody.
Moody throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McWanker wants to slow Moody down by chopping away at his legs.
Moody showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McWanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moody falls off balance throwing a combination

and McWanker counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Moody is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWanker lands with a punch from half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Moody can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWanker prevents Moody from improving his position.
McWanker controlling the pace.

McWanker is trying for a kimura here. Moody looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! McWanker wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Post fight, an emotional Jerk McWanker said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'.