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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wood Chuck (ranked 451 p4p, 1052 weight class) and Muthafucka Jones (ranked 62 p4p, 136 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Chuck might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Who Needs A Girl Like You - Indian Wars. Wood Chuck is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wood Chuck!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Muthafucka Jones!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chuck throws a shot from downtown. Jones moves away and avoids it.
Chuck misses with a body shot
letting Jones counter with a right hand.
Jones works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A nice leg kick from Jones, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Chuck counters with a takedown into side control.
Chuck landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Jones sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chuck lands strikes from half guard.
Chuck thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've been hearing that Chuck has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Jones trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Chuck manages to pass to mount!
Chuck raining down hammerfists from mount.
Chuck is in the full mount, landing strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chuck lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Chuck lands a nice shot to the head.
Chuck working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Chuck looking to control but Jones is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Chuck looking to finish Jones with some ground and pound. This is bad for Jones!
Chuck with the ground and pound from mount.
Jones is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones is looking to improve his position but Chuck isn't that keen on the idea.
Jones is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Chuck lands a nice shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chuck looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Jones is wriggling around trying to escape.
Chuck wants to control the pace but Jones is squirming around nicely.
Chuck with the ground and pound from mount.
The referee warns Jones that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Chuck looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Jones is in all sorts of trouble here.
Jones is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The referee warns Jones that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chuck with a couple of short strikes.
Chuck with a couple of short strikes.
Chuck lands a couple of good shots and Jones has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Chuck loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Jones hold on?
Jones is trying to break free.
Chuck punches Jones on the ear.
Jones felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Chuck cracks Jones with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Jones from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Jones is trying to remain composed but Chuck is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Chuck is looking to control Jones but Jones is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Chuck is landing with strikes. Jones can't take much more of this.
Chuck scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Chuck lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jones staying busy and making it hard for Chuck to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chuck is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Jones up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chuck scores with punches to the body.
Jones breaks Chuck's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Chuck looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Chuck wants to sweep here but Jones controlling him for the moment.
Jones wants to pass the guard but Chuck is keeping the position.
Chuck wants to sweep but no luck.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chuck wants to hit a sweep here but Jones passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Chuck there!
Chuck is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Wood Chuck dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Jones lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chuck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones misses with a straight right.
Jones throws a jab when Chuck was well out of range.
Chuck misses with a straight left.
Chuck uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Muthafucka Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Chuck finds it's way through Jones's defenses.
Chuck throws a hook to the side of Jones's head but Jones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chuck throws a shot from downtown. Jones moves away and avoids it.
Chuck slips under a jab from Jones.
Chuck feinted with a counter takedown.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chuck lands with a nice body punch.
Chuck fails with the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Jones misses.
Jones scores with a one two! Chuck had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Chuck.
Jones stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Chuck.
Chuck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Jones throws a right hand that Chuck ducks under and follows up with a left that Chuck also avoids with ease.
Chuck is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones swings for the body but Chuck moves out of range.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Chuck feinted with a counter takedown.
A big left from Jones misses.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Chuck counters with a single leg into guard. Jones didn't expect that.
Jones wriggles free and stands up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chuck takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chuck lands the left hand.
Jones throws a hook but Chuck avoids it easily.
Chuck connects with a nice looking jab.
Jones takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jones slips under a jab.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A jab from Jones misses.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Chuck on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Chuck counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jones won't be happy with that.
Jones throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Chuck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chuck throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Chuck avoids the body shot from Jones.
Chuck slips under a jab from Jones.
Chuck feinted with a counter takedown.
Jab, jab by Chuck - just one landing.
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Chuck throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Chuck decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jones's guard.
Jones is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Chuck dives into side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chuck works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Chuck lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Wood Chuck overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Chuck trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ground and pound from Chuck.
Jones wants to control but Chuck is keeping busy.
Chuck performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chuck lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Muthafucka Jones will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Chuck blocks a jab.
Chuck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Chuck slips a straight right by Jones.
Chuck displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chuck missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Jones throws a hook but Chuck blocks it.
Chuck tries to counter with a takedown but Jones is quick to defend against it.
Nice jab there from Chuck.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chuck.
A little jabbing left from Jones on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jones avoids the body shot from Chuck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chuck shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chuck.
Chuck appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chuck has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chuck and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chuck counters with a shoot takedown. Jones fights it but they end up in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones is controlling Chuck's posture.
Chuck postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Chuck prevents Jones from getting back to his feet.
Chuck trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Chuck lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Chuck might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Chuck from controlling successfully.
Chuck working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Chuck working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Chuck passes into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chuck working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jones pushes Chuck off but Chuck dives into side control.
Jones is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Chuck asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Chuck landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Chuck scores with punches from side control.
Jones is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Chuck is controlling him well.
Jones takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Jones looks to move to half guard but instead Chuck has passed into mount! Damn!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Chuck cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Jones is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Chuck lands with some strikes.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Chuck cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Jones is rocked!
It looks like Muthafucka Jones has been cut.
Chuck working Jones over with strikes here.
Jones is still in real trouble! Can Chuck finish him?
Jones is squirming around, avoiding Chuck's attempts to control the action.
Chuck controlling his opponent.
Chuck lands a nice shot to the head.
Jones is trying desperately to improve position.
Jones trying desperately to get to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chuck putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Chuck breaks from Jones's wrist control and lands an elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chuck looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Jones covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wood Chuck!
Wood Chuck retains his welterweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Wood Chuck thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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