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GFY 67 - Billie Eilish SUCKS PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Xicko Loco! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 42 losses; Mono Loco!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Xicko Loco has taken the fight to the clinch.
Xicko Loco gets a nice trip takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Xicko Loco (2) vs (0) Mono Loco
Xicko Loco content to control rather than advance.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Xicko Loco is pressing down on Mono Loco's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mono Loco is holding on for now.
Xicko Loco looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Mono Loco trying to control but Xicko Loco postures up.
Mono Loco tries to get to full guard but Xicko Loco has control of the leg.
Xicko Loco will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Xicko Loco sitting and controlling from the half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Xicko Loco has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Xicko Loco trying to pass the guard but Mono Loco defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mono Loco wants to get back to full guard.
Xicko Loco keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Xicko Loco.
Mono Loco tries to get to full guard but Xicko Loco has control of the leg.
Xicko Loco tries to pass to full mount but Mono Loco defends it.
Xicko Loco performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Mono Loco is looking to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Xicko Loco moves into full mount! Mono Loco won't be happy about that! Score +3 for passing guard: Xicko Loco (5) vs (0) Mono Loco
Xicko Loco controlling the pace for now.
Xicko Loco definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xicko Loco continues to hold on tight.
Mono Loco is looking to get to half guard.
Mono Loco looks winded!
Xicko Loco takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Xicko Loco's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xicko Loco continues to stall.
More hug and hope from Xicko Loco.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Further stalling from Xicko Loco.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Xicko Loco is stinking the place up with his stalling.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Mono Loco tries to hold on but Xicko Loco postures up.
Xicko Loco controlling from the full mount.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Mono Loco is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mono Loco tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Xicko Loco tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Xicko Loco takes the fight on points by 5 to 0.
A very excited looking Xicko Loco rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed. |
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