PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quinton St Pierre (ranked 3601 p4p, 2294 weight class) and Joey Nutz (ranked 414 p4p, 291 weight class). St Pierre comes to the cage accompanied by 3 6 Mafia - Move B!tch. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joey Nutz was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

St Pierre
vs
Nutz

185 cm
26
205
1 - 2 - 0

188 cm
26
205
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

BANZAI NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Quinton St Pierre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey Nutz!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Russell Pearce and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Pierre takes a swing at Nutz's ribcage but misses.
St Pierre gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

It looks like Quinton St Pierre has been cut.
Nutz misses with a kick to the body.
St Pierre ducks under a wild hook from Nutz.
St Pierre connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Nutz momentarily.
St Pierre misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nutz.
Nutz ducks under a wild hook from St Pierre.
A jab from Nutz does it's job there.
Nutz cracks St Pierre with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
St Pierre has been working on his boxing with his coaches at 3Band MMA in the buildup to the fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from St Pierre. Nutz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nutz only half commits to the counter leg kick.
St Pierre scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
St Pierre looks to land a left hand but Nutz moved out of range nicely.
Nice body punch from St Pierre.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
St Pierre looks to score with a jab to the body but Nutz is just out of range.
Nutz throws a hook but St Pierre avoids it easily.
Nutz thows a leg kick but St Pierre checks it
and St Pierre counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
St Pierre is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre swings for the body but Nutz moves out of range.
St Pierre keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
St Pierre misses with a straight right.
Nutz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as St Pierre checks a leg kick.
Nutz takes one to the side of the head.
St Pierre lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nutz throws a front kick aimed at St Pierre's knee but St Pierre avoids it well.
St Pierre lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by St Pierre.
Nutz misses with a low kick as St Pierre jumps back.
St Pierre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nutz was well out of range. Poor timing from St Pierre.
Nutz feints a counter leg kick.
St Pierre lands a nice shot to the body.
St Pierre misses with a body shot
and Nutz counters with a stiff right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nutz misses with a straight right.
St Pierre on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nutz.
St Pierre scores with a body shot.
A big right from Nutz misses.
Nutz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nutz misses with a right hand
and St Pierre counters with a nice body shot.
St Pierre throws a hook but Nutz blocks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Nutz.
St Pierre throws a body shot but no joy.
St Pierre misses with an uppercut.
St Pierre fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nutz manages to avoid it.
Nutz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
St Pierre was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
St Pierre avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nutz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before St Pierre has time to react.
St Pierre swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nutz.
St Pierre takes one to the chin there.
St Pierre looks to score with a jab to the body but Nutz is just out of range.
St Pierre takes a swing at Nutz's ribcage but misses.
St Pierre looks to throw the jab but Nutz is out of range.
Nutz loads up on a big right hand but St Pierre slips the punch.
St Pierre fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nutz looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nutz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nice straight punches there by Nutz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nutz.

St Pierre is rocked!
Nutz connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks St Pierre out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Nutz!