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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stachybotrys Succinylcholine (ranked 4122 p4p, 5612 weight class) and Bagomed Umarov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bagomed Umarov is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stachybotrys Succinylcholine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bagomed Umarov!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Jorge Garcia and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Succinylcholine takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Succinylcholine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Umarov's sensitive parts.
Succinylcholine throws a solid leg kick but Umarov takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Succinylcholine.
As Succinylcholine backs off Umarov throws a huge counter combo but Succinylcholine manages to avoid it all.
Succinylcholine gets tackled into the cage by Umarov. Umarov maintains the clinch.
Succinylcholine stalling in the clinch but Umarov improves position.
Umarov looking for a takedown.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Succinylcholine is looking to break free of the clinch but Umarov has double underhooks.
Come on Succinylcholine - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Succinylcholine tries to break free but Umarov pushes him back against the cage.
Umarov is looking for a takedown.
Umarov looks winded!
Umarov has Succinylcholine pressed against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Succinylcholine blocking some punches.
Umarov tries to pull guard but Succinylcholine holds him up against the cage and eventually Umarov drops back down to his feet.
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bagomed Umarov.
Succinylcholine stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Umarov throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Succinylcholine blocks it with crossed arms.
Succinylcholine trying to control the position but instead, Umarov has worked for underhooks and has pushed Succinylcholine into the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Umarov stalling in the clinch but Succinylcholine improves position.
Succinylcholine is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Umarov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Succinylcholine does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Succinylcholine lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Succinylcholine. That's going to slow Umarov down.
Succinylcholine misses with a low kick.
Umarov looks for the body kick but Succinylcholine saw that one coming.
Succinylcholine throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Succinylcholine throws a leg kick that misses.
Umarov keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Succinylcholine looks to land a body kick but Umarov moved away.
Succinylcholine swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Umarov wants to counter with a clinch but Succinylcholine pushes him away.
Succinylcholine throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Succinylcholine tries to land a front kick but Umarov steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Umarov is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Succinylcholine does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Succinylcholine tries to land a leg kick but Umarov saw it coming and moves away.
Succinylcholine ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Umarov moves away.
Umarov checks a low kick from Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine throws a leg kick but Umarov sees it coming and moves out of range.
Succinylcholine throws a leg kick that is checked
and Umarov counters with a nice kick to the body.
Umarov checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Umarov uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Umarov's sensitive parts.
Succinylcholine blocks a head kick by Umarov.
Umarov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Succinylcholine throws a low kick, looking for Umarov's leg but Umarov calmly moves out of range.
Umarov throws a counter combo.
A low kick lands for Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine throws a wild body kick that Umarov sees coming a mile off.
Succinylcholine throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Succinylcholine tried to score with a low kick but Umarov checks it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Umarov bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Succinylcholine tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine dominated that round.
That's time! Succinylcholine's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Succinylcholine throws a head kick but Umarov moves out of range.
Umarov thinks about the counter body kick.
Umarov moves out of range as Succinylcholine throws a body kick.
Succinylcholine connects with a solid leg kick.
Succinylcholine chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Succinylcholine tries a head kick but it misses.
Umarov avoids a kick to the body.
Succinylcholine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Umarov was well out of range. Poor timing from Succinylcholine.
Umarov unleashes a big counter combination but Succinylcholine bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Succinylcholine lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Umarov has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Umarov and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Succinylcholine chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Umarov checks a leg kick.
Umarov takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Umarov is breathing heavily.
Umarov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Succinylcholine wants to slow Umarov down by chopping away at his legs.
Umarov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Umarov's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Umarov tries a head kick but it misses.
Succinylcholine is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Umarov can do to turn this around?
Succinylcholine misses with a low kick.
Succinylcholine tried to score with a low kick but Umarov checks it.
Umarov throws a big counter head kick but Succinylcholine avoids it with no problem.
Succinylcholine fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Umarov has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Succinylcholine misses with an attempted mid kick.
Umarov throws a push kick but Succinylcholine slaps the foot to one side.
Succinylcholine dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Umarov. That did some damage!
Succinylcholine tries to score with a low kick but Umarov moves his leg out of the way.
As Succinylcholine backs off Umarov throws a huge counter combo but Succinylcholine manages to avoid it all.
Succinylcholine throws out a leg kick but Umarov moves out of range and Succinylcholine only half commits.
Succinylcholine looks for the body kick but Umarov saw that one coming.
Umarov lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Succinylcholine wants to slow Umarov down by chopping away at his legs.
Succinylcholine will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Succinylcholine is looking to land body kicks.
Succinylcholine throws a sloppy head kick and Umarov moves out of range easily.
Succinylcholine connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Umarov misses with a body shot.
Succinylcholine connects with an inside leg kick.
Succinylcholine bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Umarov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Succinylcholine is looking to chop away at Umarov's legs.
Succinylcholine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Umarov checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bagomed Umarov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Umarov.
Succinylcholine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Umarov checks it well.
Succinylcholine buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Succinylcholine with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Succinylcholine looks to land a body kick but Umarov moved away.
Succinylcholine walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Umarov checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Succinylcholine throws a sloppy head kick and Umarov moves out of range easily.
Succinylcholine tries to score with a low kick but Umarov moves his leg out of the way.
Umarov shapes to counter with a head kick.
Succinylcholine moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine is winning the standup battle so far.
Succinylcholine will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succinylcholine tries to land a leg kick but Umarov saw it coming and moves away.
Some bone on bone action there as Umarov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Umarov takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Umarov keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Succinylcholine misses with a leg kick.
Umarov stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Succinylcholine.
Umarov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Succinylcholine throws out a leg kick but Umarov moves out of range and Succinylcholine only half commits.
Succinylcholine moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromUmarov.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Succinylcholine throws a leg kick but Umarov checks it.
Succinylcholine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Umarov checks it well.
Succinylcholine throws a low kick, looking for Umarov's leg but Umarov calmly moves out of range.
Umarov throws a counter combo.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Succinylcholine finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Umarov blocks a leg kick.
A punch combination from Umarov misses.
Succinylcholine is looking to chop away at Umarov's legs.
Umarov tries to counter with a clinch but Succinylcholine shakes him off and moves away.
A clash of legs there as Umarov blocks the low kick.
Succinylcholine lands with a nice body kick.
Succinylcholine misses with a leg kick.
Succinylcholine throws a solid leg kick but Umarov takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Succinylcholine.
Umarov raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That kick from Succinylcholine tenderised Umarov's leg. Umarov is trying to keep his angry face on.
Umarov takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Succinylcholine fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Succinylcholine throws a solid leg kick but Umarov takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine misses with a low kick.
A nice side step and Umarov releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Succinylcholine wants to slow Umarov down by chopping away at his legs.
Succinylcholine throws a body shot but no joy.
Umarov checks a low kick from Succinylcholine.
Umarov misses with a head kick.
Umarov moves away from the strike by Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Umarov is out of range.
Umarov throws a big counter head kick but Succinylcholine avoids it with no problem.
Umarov checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Umarov checks a leg kick.
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Umarov tries for a takedown but Succinylcholine sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Succinylcholine fires out a quick counter leg kick but Umarov just manages to avoid it.
That kick from Succinylcholine tenderised Umarov's leg. Umarov is trying to keep his angry face on.
Succinylcholine misses with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Succinylcholine connects with an inside leg kick.
Succinylcholine will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Succinylcholine lands a leg kick that knocks Umarov off balance momentarily.
Succinylcholine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Umarov checks it well.
Umarov tries to counter by closing the distance.
Succinylcholine throws a leg kick which misses Umarov's front leg but catches the back leg as Umarov tries to avoid it.
Succinylcholine tries to work over Umarov's front leg with a kick but Umarov checks it.
Succinylcholine does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Succinylcholine misses with a low kick.
Umarov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Umarov checks a low kick from Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Umarov's sensitive parts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Succinylcholine shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A leg kick checked by Umarov.
Succinylcholine finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Succinylcholine throws a low kick but Umarov moves out of range easily.
Succinylcholine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Succinylcholine throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Succinylcholine swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Umarov has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Succinylcholine.
Good work by Umarov as he checks the leg kick.
Succinylcholine misses with a low kick.
Umarov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succinylcholine misses with a leg kick.
Succinylcholine throws a nice outside leg kick.
Succinylcholine with the inside leg kick.
Umarov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Succinylcholine can pounce on him.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Umarov checks a leg kick.
Succinylcholine pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Succinylcholine connects with a solid leg kick.
Succinylcholine connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Good leg kick by Succinylcholine.
Succinylcholine throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stachybotrys Succinylcholine showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Succinylcholine, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:25
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stachybotrys Succinylcholine!
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