PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Turd (ranked 2369 p4p, 4676 weight class) and Jordan Michaels (ranked 277 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd's entrance music is Laugh Now Cry Later. A fine choice. Billy Turd has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Turd
vs
Michaels

190 cm
25
205
4 - 0 - 0

198 cm
24
200
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Bloodbath MMA Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordan Michaels!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Michaels misses

and Turd counters by clinching up.
Michaels goes for a takedown in the clinch but Turd prevents it.
Turd gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Michaels.

Turd has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Michaels clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Michaels is in bad spot here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Michaels's body.
Michaels trying to control the action but Turd just sinks the hooks in.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Turd is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Michaels is defending well though. Turd let's go of the attempt for now.
Turd controlling well, preventing Michaels from escaping the position.

Turd working for a choke but Michaels is defending well.
Turd has the hooks in. Michaels is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Turd is looking for the choke from the back position but Michaels is controlling his hands well.

Turd working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Michaels is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Turd has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Michaels taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Billy Turd!
After winning the bout, Billy Turd thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.