PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Suga Diabeetus (ranked 1381 p4p, 1340 weight class) and Jimmy Clubber (ranked 157 p4p, 155 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Diabeetus
vs
Clubber

195 cm
27
270
10 - 7 - 0

196 cm
25
290
9 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Suga Diabeetus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Clubber!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diabeetus misses with a looping right.
It seemed like Clubber was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Diabeetus misses with a looping left.
Clubber throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Diabeetus to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jimmy Clubber has been cut.
Diabeetus throws a hook but Clubber blocks it.
Diabeetus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Clubber throws out a counter right but Diabeetus avoids it with no problem.
Diabeetus throws a hook but Clubber blocks it.
Diabeetus misses with an uppercut. Clubber saw that one coming.
Suga Diabeetus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clubber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like Diabeetus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Clubber throws a right and a left that both miss.
Clubber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clubber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clubber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Diabeetus connects with a single shot there.
Diabeetus throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clubber fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diabeetus connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Diabeetus looks to land a left hand but Clubber moved out of range nicely.
Diabeetus punishes Clubber's body with a nice straight punch.
Diabeetus scores with a jab to the head.

That has opened up Jimmy Clubber's cut even more.
Diabeetus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Clubber looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Diabeetus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Clubber.
Diabeetus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Diabeetus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Clubber sprawling to the canvas! Clubber rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Diabeetus finish him?!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diabeetus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Clubber finds it's way round the side to connect with Diabeetus's head.
Some wild striking there from Clubber.
Diabeetus misses with a wild body shot.
Diabeetus throws a big shot that misses.
As Diabeetus backs off Clubber throws a huge counter combo but Diabeetus manages to avoid it all.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Clubber.
Clubber throws a combination that misses
and Diabeetus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

The cut above Jimmy Clubber's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Diabeetus cracks Clubber with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Clubber looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Diabeetus finish him?

Clubber is rocked!
Diabeetus throws an uppercut from hell that sends Clubber clean off his feet! He's out cold! Diabeetus stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Suga Diabeetus!
Suga Diabeetus seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.