PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kuju Da Silva (ranked 2313 p4p, 1822 weight class) and Jerk McWanker (ranked 306 p4p, 251 weight class). McWanker comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Im A Wanker kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Da Silva
vs
McWanker

185 cm
19
205
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
210
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Pulling Guard

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Pulling Guard

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kuju Da Silva!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Da Silva.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Da Silva is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McWanker knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
McWanker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McWanker can't do much from the bottom here.

Da Silva tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
You can see the frustration on McWanker's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker manages to get back to half guard.

McWanker is defending against the submission attempts here by Da Silva.

Da Silva is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McWanker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Da Silva.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McWanker looking for submissions off his back.
McWanker moves into full guard.
Da Silva looking to pass the guard.

Da Silva drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McWanker dives on top into guard.

Da Silva throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! McWanker escapes and throws Da Silva's legs to the side, diving into side control!

McWanker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Da Silva knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McWanker on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Silva is looking to reverse the position.
McWanker trying to control the position but Da Silva is working away.

McWanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Da Silva has escaped the position, nice work there.
Da Silva is looking for a sweep.

Da Silva wants to improve his position, back to half guard but McWanker has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Da Silva's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Da Silva is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for McWanker!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker is the new light heavyweight champion!
An intense looking Jerk McWanker took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'.