PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between You Gay (ranked 3923 p4p, 5132 weight class) and Shrimp Lobster (ranked 429 p4p, 494 weight class). You Gay had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Gay
vs
Lobster

180 cm
19
204
3 - 3 - 0

187 cm
19
205
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Hype Nutrition
Pulling Guard

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, You Gay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shrimp Lobster!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gay misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A little jabbing left from Lobster on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gay throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gay lands a nice shot that snaps Lobster's head back.
Gay fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lobster throws a body punch but Gay moves out of range.
Lobster lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lobster fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A punch combination from Gay misses.
You Gay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lobster will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gay misses with a two punch combination.
Gay slips a jab from Lobster.
Gay scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gay lands a body shot.
Gay misses with the combination.
Lobster throws a big shot that misses.
Gay on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lobster lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Gay at a distance.
Lobster throws a big shot that misses.
Lobster throws a big shot that misses.
Lobster throws a shot from downtown. Gay moves away and avoids it.
Gay swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lobster counters with a straight right hand.
Gay throws a nice looking combination but Lobster bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gay misses with a combination

and Lobster counters with a nice right hand that sends Gay toppling to the canvas! Gay scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Lobster finish him?!

Gay is rocked!
Gay is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lobster digs a good hook to Gay's body.
Oh Gay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lobster fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Gay out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Shrimp Lobster!
You Gay was interviewed post fight and said 'Your not gay'.