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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 1316 p4p, 1276 weight class) and Justus Oneill (ranked 190 p4p, 181 weight class). McWanker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Im A Wanker. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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210
8 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
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205
5 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Justus Oneill!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWanker misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Oneill looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McWanker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Oneill counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWanker misses with a takedown
and Oneill cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerk McWanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McWanker fails to land the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker darts in looking for a takedown but Oneill gets double underhooks and turns McWanker into the cage.
Oneill trying to land knees to the body.
Oneill breaks the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oneill fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Oneill sends McWanker crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Oneill is motioning to the referee to let McWanker up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
McWanker is rocked!
Oneill just misses with a punch to the body.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McWanker with a poor takedown
and Oneill counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Justus Oneill!
Justus Oneill is the new light heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Justus Oneill, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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