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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Space Herpes (ranked 1337 p4p, 2618 weight class) and Finley Costa (ranked 159 p4p, 278 weight class). Herpes comes to the cage accompanied by Space Herpes. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Finley Costa was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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196 cm 21 265 5 - 2 - 0 |
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193 cm 21 249 4 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt Excellent MT Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt Excellent MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Space Herpes! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Finley Costa! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Costa throws the kick towards the body but Herpes avoids it. Herpes scoring well with a low kick there.
That kick from Costa tenderised Herpes's leg. Herpes is trying to keep his angry face on. Costa scoring well with a low kick there.
Costa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Costa misses with a body shot
letting Herpes counter with a right hand.
It looks like Finley Costa has been cut. Costa avoids the body shot from Herpes.
A jab from Costa finds it's way through Herpes's defenses. Costa chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Herpes ducks under a wild hook from Costa. Herpes swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Costa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Herpes. That did some damage! A slow jab from Costa misses its intended target. Herpes lands a jab. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Herpes checks a leg kick. Good shot there by Costa.
That's one minute gone in the round. Herpes cracks Costa with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Herpes has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Costa to stand back up! Herpes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Costa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. The fighters circling - Costa throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Herpes looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Costa tries a low kick but Herpes avoids it. A little feinted left hand from Herpes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Costa leaves his chin hanging out and Herpes seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Costa crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Space Herpes! A very excited looking Space Herpes made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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C
A |
G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
80% |
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