PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holdin MyCock (ranked 1463 p4p, 2965 weight class) and Death Before Dishonor (ranked 200 p4p, 361 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Holdin MyCock has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Holdin MyCock seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

MyCock
vs
Before Dishonor

190 cm
20
205
5 - 1 - 0

182 cm
20
202
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Holdin MyCock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Death Before Dishonor!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MyCock throws a poor cross that misses

and Before Dishonor counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Before Dishonor wants to pass the guard but MyCock is keeping the position.
Before Dishonor is fighting to break MyCock's control of his arms but MyCock is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Before Dishonor is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
MyCock has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Before Dishonor has passed into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MyCock is trying to control Before Dishonor's posture but Before Dishonor avoids it.
MyCock tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Before Dishonor wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Before Dishonor happy to just control the position for now.
MyCock tries to improve position but can't.
Before Dishonor creates some space and throws a big elbow, but MyCock sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Before Dishonor looks up at the clock and then as MyCock takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Before Dishonor smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Before Dishonor controlling from side mount.
Before Dishonor wants to control for a moment but MyCock uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Before Dishonor not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Before Dishonor takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
MyCock trying to hold on to Before Dishonor's head to control him but Before Dishonor postures up.
MyCock is in trouble now - Before Dishonor has advanced to mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MyCock is desperately trying to improve his position but Before Dishonor has a good base and remains in mount.
Before Dishonor controlling the pace for now.
Before Dishonor connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Before Dishonor is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, MyCock has managed to escape the submission attempt.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
MyCock manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Before Dishonor throwing shots but MyCock is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Before Dishonor seems to be working for a kimura but MyCock defends the submission attempt.
Before Dishonor thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Before Dishonor trying to control the action but MyCock is working from the bottom.
MyCock is trying to stand back up but Before Dishonor is controlling him
Still in half guard, Before Dishonor seems content to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
MyCock blocking the ground and pound attempt from Before Dishonor.
Before Dishonor throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Before Dishonor looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Before Dishonor looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Before Dishonor uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from MyCock.
Before Dishonor ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.
MyCock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
MyCock clobbers Before Dishonor with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
MyCock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
MyCock misses with a looping right.
MyCock connects with a looping right hand.
MyCock lands a glancing blow to the side of Before Dishonor's head.

Before Dishonor fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. MyCock sprawls well initially but Before Dishonor persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
MyCock trying to hold on to Before Dishonor's head to control him but Before Dishonor postures up.
Before Dishonor seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Before Dishonor has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
MyCock wants to get back to full guard but Before Dishonor has mounted him!

That's one minute gone in the round.
MyCock is working to get back to half guard.
MyCock is squirming around, avoiding Before Dishonor's attempts to control the action.

Before Dishonor moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, MyCock has worked his arm free - good work by MyCock!
MyCock is not content to let Before Dishonor control the position.
MyCock trying to remain calm as Before Dishonor controls from the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
MyCock tries to bench press Before Dishonor off him but Before Dishonor keeps the position.
Death Before Dishonor has got the better of the ground game so far.
MyCock struggling a bit here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Before Dishonor creates some space and throws a big elbow, but MyCock sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
A lull in the action here as Before Dishonor stalls from top position.
MyCock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
MyCock tries to improve position but can't.
MyCock is trying to control Before Dishonor's posture but Before Dishonor avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MyCock tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Before Dishonor wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
MyCock wants to control but Before Dishonor postures up.
Before Dishonor happy to just control the position for now.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Holdin MyCock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Before Dishonor is defended easily by MyCock.
Before Dishonor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by MyCock.
Before Dishonor ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.

Before Dishonor scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Before Dishonor throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Before Dishonor is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down MyCock's shoulder. That is not cool.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Before Dishonor wants to control but MyCock is keeping him busy.
An elbow from Before Dishonor crashes against the mat.
MyCock is looking to reverse the position.
Before Dishonor controls the position.
MyCock tries to bench press Before Dishonor off him but Before Dishonor keeps the position.
MyCock wants to control but Before Dishonor postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
MyCock defending against the ground and pound.
A control attempt from MyCock but he's now mounted!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Death Before Dishonor will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

MyCock gets caught napping as Before Dishonor dives in and scores a takedown. MyCock manages to retain guard.
Holdin MyCock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
MyCock is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Before Dishonor is refusing to be controlled, as MyCock sits in half guard.
Before Dishonor makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Before Dishonor.
MyCock throwing strikes from guard but Before Dishonor blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Before Dishonor keeping moving, preventing MyCock from controlling successfully.

Before Dishonor has his feet on MyCock's thighs here. He's pushed MyCock off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! MyCock screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Death Before Dishonor!
In defeat, Holdin MyCock stepped up to the mic, saying 'You Stopped Holdin MyCock!!!'.