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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franc Haiti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and mike grasshole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). grasshole is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ballin out - Waka Floka Flame. mike grasshole looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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265 lbs
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255 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Franc Haiti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, mike grasshole!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
grasshole circles away from the clinch attempt.
grasshole looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Haiti fails with a takedown attempt.
grasshole shoots in but no luck this time.
grasshole changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Haiti tries to avoid it but grasshole manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Haiti to the ground. Haiti escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Haiti looks to land a combination but grasshole avoids it well.
Haiti misses with an uppercut.
Haiti changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. grasshole tries to avoid it but Haiti manages to keep hold of a leg and drag grasshole to the ground. grasshole escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
grasshole shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Haiti as he avoids it easily.
Franc Haiti has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of mike grasshole.
grasshole takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A head kick misses from Haiti.
grasshole gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Haiti gets to his feet. grasshole looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haiti lands a nice shot that snaps grasshole's head back.
A punch combination from Haiti misses.
grasshole looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Haiti closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haiti breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
grasshole should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Haiti takes the fight into the clinch.
Haiti wants a takedown but no success here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Haiti is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
grasshole is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Haiti successfully pulls guard.
Haiti is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
grasshole working some strikes from top position.
Haiti working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. grasshole doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Haiti is tightening it up a little... grasshole has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! grasshole reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! grasshole taps out! nice BJJ there by Haiti!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Franc Haiti!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
72% |
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