PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Dammon (ranked 5880 p4p, 3524 weight class) and Steve Ballamer (ranked 237 p4p, 131 weight class). Steve Ballamer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Dammon
vs
Ballamer

196 cm
78
269
38 - 49 - 1

195 cm
25
215
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 49 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Dammon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Steve Ballamer!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ballamer forces Dammon back against the cage and clinches.
Dammon looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Ballamer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ballamer.
Ballamer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dammon backwards.
Ballamer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ballamer presses Dammon against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ballamer pushes Dammon back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Ballamer.
Ballamer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ballamer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dammon backwards.

Ballamer connects with a big uppercut there that sends Dammon tumbling to the ground! Ballamer follows him down into his guard.

Dammon is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ballamer pushing down on Dammon's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Oh Dammon is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ballamer lands a big elbow - Dammon is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Ballamer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steve Ballamer!
Our winner, Steve Ballamer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.