PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Schlitz Mahpants Jr (ranked 3043 p4p, 2504 weight class) and James Xu (ranked 277 p4p, 234 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Xu's choice of entrance music: Tommy Richman - MILLION DOLLAR BABY. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mahpants Jr
vs
Xu

177 cm
21
156
1 - 1 - 0

179 cm
20
165
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

BANZAI NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Schlitz Mahpants Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Xu!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mahpants Jr lands a head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mahpants Jr. Xu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Xu misses with a right hand
and Mahpants Jr counters with a nice body shot.
Xu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mahpants Jr.
Xu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mahpants Jr manages to avoid it.
Jab from Xu.
Xu throws the left hand but Mahpants Jr avoids the punch easily.
As Xu backs away, Mahpants Jr returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mahpants Jr on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Xu lands a slapping body shot.
Mahpants Jr slips under a jab.
Xu misses with an uppercut
and Mahpants Jr counters with an outside leg kick.
Mahpants Jr slips a jab from Xu.
Mahpants Jr swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Xu counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mahpants Jr tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Xu is able to avoid easily.
Xu misses with a shot to the body
and Mahpants Jr counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Xu's corner calls for a 1-2. Xu obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mahpants Jr lands with a cross.
Xu looks to throw the jab but Mahpants Jr is out of range.
Mahpants Jr throwing a counter right hand but Xu manages to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Xu misses the target.
Mahpants Jr with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Xu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Xu throws a predictable looking body shot
and Xu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Xu swings widly with a right hand
and Mahpants Jr counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Xu scores with a nice strike.
Xu throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mahpants Jr counters with a good low kick that Xu was not able to check.
Xu connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
James Xu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Xu scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mahpants Jr lands a big head kick that sends Xu to the canvas! Mahpants Jr follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Schlitz Mahpants Jr!