PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between jaha nehe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jose The Crash Test Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jose The Crash Test Dummy is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

nehe
vs
The Crash Test Dummy

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

215 cm
18
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, jaha nehe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jose The Crash Test Dummy!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Seu Braga and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
nehe tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Crash Test Dummy swivels and escapes.
jaha nehe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
nehe fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
nehe fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for jaha nehe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
nehe closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Crash Test Dummy circles away.

The Crash Test Dummy feints and as nehe raises his hands in defense, The Crash Test Dummy changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

The Crash Test Dummy gets to his feet. nehe looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
The Crash Test Dummy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like jaha nehe has been cut.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
The Crash Test Dummy misses the jab.
The Crash Test Dummy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but nehe moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Crash Test Dummy throws a series of punches but nehe moves out of range.
The Crash Test Dummy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. nehe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
nehe with a lazy takedown attempt

and The Crash Test Dummy counters with a single leg into guard. nehe didn't expect that.

nehe looking for a guillotine here but The Crash Test Dummy defends easily.
The Crash Test Dummy is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The Crash Test Dummy trying to control but nehe is working from the bottom.

The Crash Test Dummy decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
The Crash Test Dummy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
nehe is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crash Test Dummy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Crash Test Dummy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The Crash Test Dummy lands a jab to the nose.
The Crash Test Dummy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

jaha nehe's cut is getting worse.
Oooh a lovely combination from The Crash Test Dummy sends nehe down but not out. The Crash Test Dummy dives into side control looking to finish.

nehe is rocked!

The Crash Test Dummy decides to stand back up. The Crash Test Dummy steps back and let's nehe get back to his feet.
The Crash Test Dummy cracks nehe with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
nehe doesn't succeed with the takedown

and The Crash Test Dummy counters with a takedown into side control.
The Crash Test Dummy works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

jaha nehe's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The Crash Test Dummy working away.
The Crash Test Dummy working the ground and pound from side control.
Oh nehe is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jeez, jaha nehe's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at jaha nehe's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jose The Crash Test Dummy!