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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inbred Dagestani Monkey (ranked 3148 p4p, 3700 weight class) and Jerome Archer (ranked 355 p4p, 398 weight class). Archer has chosen Whip Your Head as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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225 cm 19 265 1 - 0 - 0 |
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193 cm 24 263 4 - 4 - 0 |
Good takedowns Excellent MT KO power |
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BJJ White Belt Excellent boxer Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inbred Dagestani Monkey! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerome Archer! The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Archer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dagestani Monkey moves away. Archer thows a left - swing and a miss! As Archer tries to get set, Dagestani Monkey tries to push him back and clinch up but Archer manages to avoid the attempt. Dagestani Monkey gets in close and instigates a clinch. Dagestani Monkey jumps guard and drags Archer to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. Dagestani Monkey keeping moving, preventing Archer from controlling successfully. Dagestani Monkey has his foot on Archer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Archer works his way back into a safe position though. Archer has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Dagestani Monkey to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Archer is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Dagestani Monkey pulls down on the head and he's put Archer to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Inbred Dagestani Monkey! Inbred Dagestani Monkey decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. In defeat, Jerome Archer stepped up to the mic, saying 'My bad pimps.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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