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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Muthafucka Jones (ranked 1352 p4p, 1696 weight class) and Uno Skibbo (ranked 194 p4p, 237 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Muthafucka Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uno Skibbo!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jonathan Paton and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Skibbo throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Jones does it's job there.
Skibbo scores with a body shot.
Skibbo throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Muthafucka Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Jones misses.
Jones doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Skibbo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones is looking to slow Skibbo down with leg kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Skibbo's head but Skibbo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Skibbo.
Skibbo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Skibbo throws a leg kick but Jones checks it.
Jones appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Skibbo moved out of range nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Skibbo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Muthafucka Jones has been cut.
Skibbo attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Skibbo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've been told by Jones's head coaches at The Nest that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Skibbo counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Skibbo moves away.
Jones scores with a jab to the head.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Skibbo.
A slow jab from Skibbo misses its intended target.
Skibbo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.
Skibbo tries a quick counter leg kick but Jones is wise to it.
Skibbo throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Skibbo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jones.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones moves out of range as Skibbo strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Skibbo.
Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Skibbo misses with an uppercut.
Jones missing with a left hand there. Skibbo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Skibbo feints a counter leg kick.
Jones stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A shot to the liver by Skibbo. Beautiful body shot.
A big left from Jones misses.
Skibbo slips a jab from Jones.
Skibbo tries a quick counter leg kick but Jones is wise to it.
Skibbo throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Jones on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jones connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Skibbo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Skibbo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Skibbo takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Skibbo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jones connects with a crisp jab.
Jones throws a looping overhand right but Skibbo ducks down to avoid it.
Skibbo defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Skibbo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Skibbo scores with a jab.
Skibbo moves out of range as Jones strikes.
Jones tries to score with a low kick but Skibbo moves his leg out of the way.
Good exchange - Skibbo coming out on top.
Some bone on bone action there as Skibbo checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Skibbo misses with a wild body shot.
Jones swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skibbo misses with a low kick as Jones jumps back.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Skibbo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones throws a hook but Skibbo blocks it.
Skibbo checks a leg kick.
Skibbo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jones counters with a nice leg kick.
Skibbo misses with a wild body shot.
Jones connects with a good right hand that stumbles Skibbo. Skibbo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Skibbo throws a low kick, looking for Jones's leg but Jones calmly moves out of range.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Skibbo.
A nice side step and Skibbo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
letting Skibbo counter with a right hand.
Jones is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Skibbo throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot.
Nice shot by Jones.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Muthafucka Jones will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Muthafucka Jones's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jones throws a front kick aimed at Skibbo's knee but Skibbo avoids it well.
Jones backing away here, and Skibbo unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Skibbo.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and Skibbo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jones pivots, looking for a leg kick but Skibbo is out of range and Jones settles back down.
Skibbo dips to his left and cracks Jones with an uppercut!
Skibbo lands with a nice body punch.
Skibbo has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones throws the left hand but Skibbo avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circling - Skibbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Skibbo gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Skibbo slips under a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skibbo throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Skibbo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jones walks into a left hand.
Jones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Skibbo misses with a looping left.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Skibbo counters with a right hand to the body.
Skibbo throws a hook but Jones blocks it.
Skibbo connects with a leg kick.
Skibbo misses with a lunging right hand
and Jones counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Skibbo defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skibbo misses with a low kick.
Skibbo throws a shot from downtown. Jones moves away and avoids it.
Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Skibbo.
Jones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jones throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Skibbo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Skibbo lands with a nice body punch.
Skibbo with a jab.
Skibbo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Skibbo slips a straight right by Jones.
Jones throws a right hand that Skibbo ducks under and follows up with a left that Skibbo also avoids with ease.
Skibbo raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jones on the side of the head.
Skibbo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Skibbo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
A left lands for Skibbo.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
It looked like Jones wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Skibbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Skibbo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jones on the side of the head.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Skibbo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Jones connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Skibbo misses with a left hand
and Jones counters with an outside leg kick.
Skibbo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jones. Jones obviously looking to wear him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones digs a good hook to Skibbo's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones lands an overhand right.
A big right from Jones misses.
Skibbo throws out a counter right but Jones avoids it with no problem.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Skibbo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Skibbo slips under a jab from Jones.
Jones takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Skibbo avoids the head kick by Jones.
Skibbo shapes to counter with a head kick.
Jones fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Skibbo checks it well.
Skibbo fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jones on the side of the head.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Skibbo flicks out a counter leg kick but Jones steps away.
Skibbo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
A nice side step and Skibbo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Skibbo misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Muthafucka Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones lands with a cross.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Uno Skibbo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Muthafucka Jones's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Skibbo loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Jones scores with a decent looking hook.
Skibbo throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Good work by Skibbo as he checks the leg kick.
Skibbo only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Jones. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jones.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Skibbo moves away and avoids it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones connects with a good right hand that stumbles Skibbo. Skibbo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jones slips under a jab.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Skibbo is just out of range.
Skibbo slips a straight right by Jones.
Skibbo blocks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones swings widly with a right hand
and Skibbo counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jones throws a head kick but Skibbo moves out of range.
Jones looks to land a combination but Skibbo avoids it well.
Jones throws a leg kick but Skibbo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jones attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Skibbo throws out a counter right but Jones avoids it with no problem.
A swing and a miss from Skibbo.
Jones is looking for a counter combo.
Skibbo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
Skibbo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jones throws a leg kick that misses.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones throws a hook but Skibbo blocks it.
Jones has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Skibbo finds it's way round the side to connect with Jones's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo misses with a body kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Jones checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jones moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Skibbo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Skibbo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheers as Skibbo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Skibbo checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Skibbo! But no joy.
Skibbo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Skibbo throws a right hand that misses
and Skibbo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Skibbo's hands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Skibbo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Skibbo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Skibbo was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Skibbo tries a quick counter leg kick but Jones is wise to it.
Jones misses with a straight right.
Jones is looking to chop away at Skibbo's legs.
Skibbo swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jones pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Skibbo back to the cage. Jones follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Jones tests Skibbo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Skibbo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Skibbo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skibbo manages to avoid it.
Jones misses with a right hand
and Skibbo counters with a nice uppercut.
Skibbo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to score with a low kick but Skibbo moves his leg out of the way.
Jones tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skibbo throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones is looking to counter punch.
Skibbo misses with a low kick as Jones jumps back.
Skibbo moves away from the strike by Jones.
Jones throws an off balance right hand
and Skibbo counters with a right hand to the body.
Skibbo looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
It looked like Jones wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Good leg kick by Jones.
Jones tests Skibbo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Skibbo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Muthafucka Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Muthafucka Jones!
A relieved looking Muthafucka Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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