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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tim Bird (ranked 100 p4p, 393 weight class) and Kawainui Perry (ranked 12 p4p, 60 weight class). Bird comes to the cage accompanied by Dragula - Rob Zombie. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Tim Bird!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kawainui Perry!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perry tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bird throws a body punch but Perry moves out of range.
Bird lands a head kick!
Perry misses with an attempted mid kick.
Perry tries to land a front kick but Bird steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Perry scores with a leg kick.
Perry slips a straight right by Bird.
Perry looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bird moves forwards but Perry connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bird tries to land a front kick but Perry steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bird takes a swing at Perry's ribcage but misses.
Bird pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Perry throws out a counter right but Bird avoids it with no problem.
Bird blocks a head kick by Perry.
Bird fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bird clinches up with Perry and pushes him back against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bird misses with a body punch.
Bird tries a body shot but Perry blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bird presses Perry against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Perry lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bird lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bird tries a body shot but Perry blocks it.
Bird misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Perry.
Perry blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Perry misses with a body punch.
Perry misses with a body punch.
Perry swings wildly with an uppercut but Bird uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perry blocks an uppercut.
Perry lands a right hand.
Perry working aggressively here.
Perry lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bird blocks a body shot from Perry.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Perry creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bird misses with the head strike.
Perry tries to throw a body punch but Bird avoids it by throwing Perry back against the cage.
Perry avoids a wild elbow strike from Bird.
Perry throws a punch but it's blocked by Bird.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perry misses with a body punch.
Bird tries a body shot but Perry blocks it.
Bird lands a good knee to the midsection. Perry won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Perry tries a body shot but Bird blocks it.
Perry lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bird backwards.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
Perry misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Perry creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Perry blocks an uppercut.
Bird blocks an elbow strike from Perry.
Perry tries to throw a body punch but Bird avoids it by throwing Perry back against the cage.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Perry.
A head punch on the inside from Bird fails to land.
Perry lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Perry lands an elbow inside.
Bird misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bird throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Perry lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Tim Bird has been cut.
Our sources have told us that Bird has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Bird tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bird tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Perry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Perry tries a body shot but Bird blocks it.
Perry lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bird backwards.
Perry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bird fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bird blocks a body shot from Perry.
Perry working aggressively here.
Perry pushes off an throws an elbow but Bird leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Perry lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bird backwards.
Perry lands an elbow inside.
Perry tries a body shot but Bird blocks it.
Bird dodges an elbow strike from Perry.
Bird lands an uppercut.
Bird blocks the elbow strike.
Perry misses with an elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bird misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bird is working Perry over against the cage.
Bird blocks an elbow strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bird creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bird swings wildly with an uppercut but Perry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bird avoids the elbow strike from Perry, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Perry.
Perry has a couple of punches blocked by Bird.
Perry blocks an uppercut.
Perry lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Perry blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Perry misses with an elbow strike.
Perry lands with a right to the head.
Bird fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bird lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Perry backwards.
Perry blocking some punches.
Perry looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kawainui Perry dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tim Bird's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A leg kick checked by Perry.
Bird clinches.
Perry lands an elbow that stopped Bird in his tracks for a moment.
Bird lands a hook to the side of the head.
Perry lands a right hand.
Bird blocks an uppercut.
Perry lands a right hand.
Bird tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Perry misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bird looking to throw knees to the head but Perry is blocking nicely.
Perry creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bird's defenses.
Perry misses with a hook to the ribs.
Perry lands an elbow inside that Bird shrugs off.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
Perry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice right hand lands inside from Perry.
Kawainui Perry seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Perry goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Perry prevents a body shot from Bird.
With the fighters up against the cage, Perry throws an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bird throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.
Perry misses with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Perry.
Perry misses with an elbow strike.
Perry tries to throw a body punch but Bird avoids it by throwing Perry back against the cage.
Perry avoids the elbow strike from Bird, against the cage.
Bird misses with an elbow over the top.
Perry creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Perry blocking some punches.
Bird throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bird throws an elbow but misses.
Perry lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Perry throws an elbow but misses.
Bird blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bird throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Perry misses with some punches.
Bird blocks an elbow strike.
A hook to the body from Perry.
Bird working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perry tries a body shot but Bird blocks it.
Bird prevents a body shot from Perry.
Bird misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Perry just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bird's brow.
Bird misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bird lands a nice elbow.
Bird prevents a body shot from Perry.
Bird misses with a knee strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Perry fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Perry lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bird misses with the head strike.
Bird scores with a knee to the head.
Bird dodges an elbow strike from Perry.
Bird blocks an elbow strike.
Perry goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bird working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Perry comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bird lands with a light punch inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bird.
Perry lands an elbow inside.
Bird fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Perry blocks an elbow strike from Bird.
Perry misses with a hook to the ribs.
Perry throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Perry has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bird throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.
Perry goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Perry cracks Bird with a nice body shot.
Perry blocks an elbow strike from Bird.
Bird doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Perry.
Bird lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Perry lands a nice elbow.
Perry avoids a wild elbow strike from Bird.
Perry on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Perry swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bird scores with a shot to the side of Perry's head.
Perry lands a damaging elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Perry misses with a punch to the body.
Bird tries to work over Perry's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Perry lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bird backwards.
Bird misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Perry goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Perry misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bird misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bird lands an elbow inside that Perry shrugs off.
It looks like Kawainui Perry has been cut.
Bird goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bird scores with a shoulder strike.
Bird lands an elbow that stopped Perry in his tracks for a moment.
Perry misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Perry fails to land.
Perry lands a left hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Perry.
A right hook to the body lands for Perry.
Bird pushes off an throws an elbow but Perry leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Perry lands an elbow inside that Bird shrugs off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kawainui Perry showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Perry works Bird's body with a nice hook.
Perry lunges at Bird with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bird's hand.
Bird slips under a jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Perry, as that shot connected.
Perry misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bird counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bird tries to close the distance and clinch up but Perry swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bird swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bird jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bird slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Tim Bird seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bird tries a head kick but it misses.
A cross from Bird lands.
Bird fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Perry looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bird misses with a body shot
and Perry counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bird is rocked!
Tim Bird is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bird scores with a nice strike.
Bird is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Perry lands a front kick.
Bird connects with a nice looking jab.
Perry swats away the attempt to clinch by Bird.
Perry flicks out a counter leg kick but Bird steps away.
Perry is looking to chop away at Bird's legs.
Perry lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bird will feel that in the morning.
Perry throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bird looks to throw the jab but Perry is out of range.
Perry replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Bird blocks it well.
Bird throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Perry cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oh Bird is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bird.
Bird seems to have got his legs back now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perry blocks a jab.
Bird throws a lazy uppercut
and Perry counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd cheers as Bird lands an impressive looking overhand right. Perry doesn't seem phased though.
Bird is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Perry takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Perry lands a leg kick that knocks Bird off balance momentarily.
Bird throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Perry throws a shot to the body.
Bird is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Perry is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bird with a body shot.
Bird throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Perry counters with a nice body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Perry misses
and Bird counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Perry goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Perry has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Bird keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Bird as he connects with a hook.
Bird misses with a low kick as Perry jumps back.
Perry thinks about the counter body kick.
Perry on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Perry on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Perry avoids the body shot from Bird.
Bird is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Bird misses the target.
Perry misses with a body shot
and Bird counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bird checks the leg kick nicely there.
Perry misses with a straight left.
A telegraphed right hand from Perry misses the target.
Bird darts in trying to clinch
and Perry counters with a body kick that stops Bird in his tracks momentarily.
Bird moves to clinch but Perry breaks away
letting Perry counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Perry feints and then cracks Bird's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bird down.
Bird walks into a straight right hand from Perry.
Bird misses with a wild body shot.
Bird throws a lazy right hand but Perry sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Tim Bird did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Bird throws a jab when Perry was well out of range.
Bird thows a left - swing and a miss!
Perry doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bird moves out of range of the body kick.
Bird connects with a right hand. Perry shakes it off.
Bird throws a head kick that misses.
Perry turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bird uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Perry.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bird lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perry digs a right hand into Bird's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bird's gas tank.
Bird swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Perry.
Perry lands a nice elbow.
Perry working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bird trying to land knees to the body.
Bird has a couple of punches blocked by Perry.
Perry lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Perry tries to work over Bird's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bird throws an elbow but it misses.
Perry misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Perry pushes off an throws an elbow but Bird leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Bird.
Bird blocks the elbow strike.
Perry scores with a shoulder strike.
Perry softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Perry working aggressively here.
Perry misses with the head strike.
Perry avoids a wild elbow strike from Bird.
Bird lands a shoulder strike.
Perry lands an elbow inside that Bird shrugs off.
Bird throws an elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bird misses with an elbow strike.
Bird throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Perry struggles to land a body shot inside as Bird controls his hands.
With the fighters up against the cage, Perry throws an elbow but misses.
Bird misses with a body punch.
Perry misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Perry.
Perry lands with a light punch inside.
Bird swings wildly with an uppercut but Perry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perry misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bird throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.
Perry tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bird's elbow.
Perry takes an elbow to the forehead.
Perry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Perry lands an elbow inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Perry just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bird's brow.
Perry misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Perry lands with a short shot to the head.
Bird blocks an elbow strike.
Bird lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bird tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Perry misses with an elbow strike.
Perry throws an elbow that misses.
Perry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bird can't find room to land a body shot as Perry controls the action.
Perry misses with the head strike.
A short left from Perry.
Perry lands a vicious elbow to the side of Bird's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Perry tries to finish him with strikes but Bird still seems able to defend himself so Perry steps back and lets Bird get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Perry swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Perry moves in close and cracks Bird with a massive right hand! Bird, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Perry!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kawainui Perry!
Kawainui Perry is the new welterweight champion!
After winning the bout, Kawainui Perry thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Tim Bird had this to say: 'Thankyou to my opponent for the scrap. Respect!'.
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