PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Turd (ranked 2940 p4p, 3570 weight class) and Ademilson Santos (ranked 355 p4p, 413 weight class). Turd comes to the cage accompanied by Laugh Now Cry Later. On his way into the cage it seems that Billy Turd has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Billy Turd seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Turd
vs
Santos

190 cm
26
205
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
17
205
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Bloodbath MMA Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ademilson Santos!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Sam Margolis and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Santos shoots in and gets a takedown into Turd's guard.
Santos stopping the sweep attempt from Turd.

Turd is looking for a triangle but Santos pushes his legs off easily.

Turd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Santos postures up.
Santos advances to half guard.

Santos is working for a submission of some sort.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Santos is looking for a kimura here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd wants to control but Santos is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Santos is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Turd doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Santos.
Turd is looking to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd is looking to control Santos's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Turd avoid being mounted?

Turd looking for subs from the bottom but Santos mounts him!

Santos is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Turd is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ademilson Santos!
The defeated Billy Turd had this to say: 'it is what it is, the Dookie bazooka will be back.'.