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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 612 p4p, 744 weight class) and Yngve Laake (ranked 77 p4p, 90 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dispatch Regulator might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to A Doon Hicky. Yngve Laake acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 2, fighting out of New York, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yngve Laake!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laake pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laake cracks Dispatch Regulator with a good jab.
Dispatch Regulator connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
It looks like Yngve Laake has been cut.
Dispatch Regulator has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Dispatch Regulator stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A clash of legs there as Dispatch Regulator blocks the low kick.
Laake is looking to chop away at Dispatch Regulator's legs.
A lazy left from Laake finds it's target.
Dispatch Regulator has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laake.
Yngve Laake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laake misses with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Laake.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a powerful jab.
Laake throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laake blocks a low kick nicely.
Laake moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laake misses with a jab to the body
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a nice body shot.
Dispatch Regulator stuns Laake with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laake. That's going to slow Dispatch Regulator down.
Laake smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Laake lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Laake pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dispatch Regulator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dispatch Regulator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Laake ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dispatch Regulator moves away.
Laake slips a straight right by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator missing with a left hand there. Laake was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Laake connects with a nice looking jab.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook. Laake ducked under it nicely.
Dispatch Regulator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Laake.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Dispatch Regulator.
Laake lands a nice shot that snaps Dispatch Regulator's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A lazy left from Dispatch Regulator finds it's target.
Laake misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dispatch Regulator lands the left hand.
A low kick from Dispatch Regulator is predictable there
and Laake counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dispatch Regulator's knee momentarily.
Laake plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Laake lands with a thumping leg kick.
Laake swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a punch to the head.
Laake misses with a low kick.
Dispatch Regulator swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Laake.
Laake does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laake fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dispatch Regulator checks it well.
Dispatch Regulator blocks a low kick nicely.
Laake throws a head kick that misses
and Dispatch Regulator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That has opened up Yngve Laake's cut even more.
Laake misses with a leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator throws a push kick but Laake slaps the foot to one side.
Dispatch Regulator is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laake. That's going to slow Dispatch Regulator down.
A nice leg kick from Laake, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laake tries a low kick but Dispatch Regulator avoids it.
Laake lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dispatch Regulator sends Laake crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Dispatch Regulator is motioning to the referee to let Laake up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Laake is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dispatch Regulator avoids a kick to the body.
Dispatch Regulator is looking for a counter combo.
Dispatch Regulator thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dispatch Regulator moves out of range of the leg kick from Laake.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to counter punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator throws a big shot that misses.
Laake lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Laake swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dispatch Regulator misses the jab.
Laake lands an overhand right.
Dispatch Regulator drops Laake with a beautiful combination! Laake stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dispatch Regulator is looking for the KO!
Laake is still on wobbly legs! Can Dispatch Regulator finish him?
Dispatch Regulator moves out of range of the strikes.
Laake seems to have recovered his senses.
Laake moves out of range of the leg kick from Dispatch Regulator.
Laake tries a head kick but it misses.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to counter punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laake slips under a jab from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Laake displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dispatch Regulator throws out the jab.
Dispatch Regulator takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Chronian Dispatch Regulator will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yngve Laake's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A slow jab from Laake misses its intended target.
A little feinted left hand from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A head kick misses from Laake.
Laake throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator cracks Laake with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dispatch Regulator has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Laake to stand back up!
Laake throws a leg kick but Dispatch Regulator sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Laake lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Laake missing with a left hand there. Dispatch Regulator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dispatch Regulator throwing a counter right hand but Laake manages to avoid it.
Laake connects with a single shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laake tries a head kick but it misses.
Dispatch Regulator loads up on a big right hand but Laake slips the punch.
Dispatch Regulator takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dispatch Regulator sends Laake crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Dispatch Regulator is motioning to the referee to let Laake up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
The cut above Yngve Laake's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Laake has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dispatch Regulator thows a left - swing and a miss!
And Laake responds with a good body kick, but Dispatch Regulator manages to step out the way in time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laake plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Laake throws a leg kick but Dispatch Regulator moved away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Laake.
Laake throws a push kick but Dispatch Regulator slaps the foot to one side.
Laake slips a straight right by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromLaake.
Dispatch Regulator lands a big uppercut and Laake crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Laake looks OK. Dispatch Regulator waves Laake back to his feet!
Laake misses with a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dispatch Regulator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dispatch Regulator.
Laake throws a leg kick but Dispatch Regulator moved away.
Dispatch Regulator throwing a counter right hand but Laake manages to avoid it.
Dispatch Regulator throws a hook to the side of Laake's head but Laake sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice defenses there by Laake.
Laake misses with a low kick.
Dispatch Regulator fires out a quick counter leg kick but Laake just manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laake lands with a kick to the ribs.
Laake tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chronian Dispatch Regulator is winning the standup battle so far.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laake scoring well with a low kick there.
Laake misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dispatch Regulator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dispatch Regulator avoids a kick to the body.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a loose jab but Laake uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laake misses with a low kick.
A quick step to the side and Dispatch Regulator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dispatch Regulator throws a big shot that misses.
Laake swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dispatch Regulator cracks Laake with a good jab.
Laake throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a big left hand that crumples Laake! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
A relieved looking Chronian Dispatch Regulator thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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