PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hucson Mcdoobershit (ranked 25384 p4p, 4086 weight class) and Marcus Spring (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hucson Mcdoobershit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mcdoobershit
vs
Spring

225 cm
18
130
1 - 1 - 0

169 cm
18
145
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hucson Mcdoobershit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Marcus Spring!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Donatello Bradman and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spring will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mcdoobershit really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head kick misses from Mcdoobershit.
Mcdoobershit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A head kick misses from Mcdoobershit.
Spring throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mcdoobershit stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spring. Mcdoobershit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spring feints a jab promting Mcdoobershit to slip. Spring then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Mcdoobershit slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Spring misses with a body shot.
Spring throws a nice looking combination but Mcdoobershit bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mcdoobershit appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Spring lands with a shot to the body.
Mcdoobershit takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mcdoobershit looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Mcdoobershit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spring misses with an uppercut. Mcdoobershit saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spring. Mcdoobershit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spring throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spring swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spring throws a combination that misses

and Mcdoobershit counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Mcdoobershit.

Spring's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mcdoobershit fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spring is out of range.
Spring misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Spring misses.
A shot to the liver by Spring. Beautiful body shot.
Mcdoobershit tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spring looks to score with a jab to the body but Mcdoobershit is just out of range.
Mcdoobershit swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spring is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Mcdoobershit with a body shot.
Spring misses with the combination.
A big left from Spring misses.
Spring checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mcdoobershit throws a half hearted mid kick.
Spring throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mcdoobershit throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spring stuns Mcdoobershit with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mcdoobershit throws a nice looking combination but Spring bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mcdoobershit ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spring just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spring throws a body punch but Mcdoobershit moves out of range.
Spring swings for the body but Mcdoobershit moves out of range.
Mcdoobershit is looking for a counter combo.
Spring is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mcdoobershit rather than just go for the knockout.
Mcdoobershit takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Mcdoobershit tries a head kick but it misses.
Mcdoobershit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mcdoobershit appears to be looking for a big counter.
Mcdoobershit tries to land a front kick but Spring steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spring lands a jab to Mcdoobershit's midsection.
Spring misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mcdoobershit takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spring avoids the head kick by Mcdoobershit.
Spring throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spring throws a series of punches but Mcdoobershit moves out of range.
Mcdoobershit punishes Spring's body with a nice straight punch.
Spring works Mcdoobershit's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spring misses with a series of wild punches.
Spring lands a nice hook to Mcdoobershit's body. Mcdoobershit takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mcdoobershit tries a head kick but it misses.
Spring misses with a body punch

and Mcdoobershit counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Mcdoobershit.

Spring breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spring misses with a looping left.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Marcus Spring dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Spring throws a series of punches but Mcdoobershit moves out of range.
Mcdoobershit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spring misses with a few strikes there.
Hucson Mcdoobershit is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spring just misses with a punch to the body.
Spring throws a body shot but no joy.
Spring showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mcdoobershit.
Mcdoobershit throws a wild body kick that Spring sees coming a mile off.
Mcdoobershit takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spring lands with a good body shot.
No joy there for Spring, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spring lands with a nice combination. Mcdoobershit backs away looking to recover.

Mcdoobershit is rocked!
Spring lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mcdoobershit circles away quickly and effectively.
Oh Mcdoobershit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Spring! Mcdoobershit is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Spring!
The defeated Hucson Mcdoobershit had this to say: 'SSIMGLEEEEEEE'.