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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eric Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and dumb ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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155 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Valentine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, dumb ass!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ass tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Valentine swivels and escapes.
Valentine scores with a one two! ass had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
ass shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Valentine's guard.
ass stands up and waves to Valentine to follow him.
Excellent takedown into side control there by ass.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
ass fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Valentine wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
ass decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Valentine lands a really nice looking cross but ass seems unphased.
Valentine lands with an overhand left.
Valentine throws a series of punches but ass moves out of range.
Valentine connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
ass scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
ass has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
ass looks gassed!
ass tries for a takedown but Valentine sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Valentine throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Valentine lands a nice hook to ass's body. ass takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Valentine throws a left that rocks ass and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Valentine dives into side control, looking to finish! Can ass regain composure!
ass is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
ass is looking for a sweep.
ass is still in real trouble! Can Valentine finish him?
Valentine has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
ass seems to have recovered his senses.
Valentine scores with a shot to the body.
A left and a right from Valentine both land. Nice combination.
Valentine lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Valentine lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Valentine connects with a body shot.
Valentine looks to land a combination. ass sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Valentine lands with a hook. ass tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
ass shoots in looking for a takedown. Valentine tries to sprawl out of it but ass keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Valentine manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Eric Valentine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of dumb ass.
Valentine stuffs the takedown attempt from ass. ass gets slowly back to his feet.
ass looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Valentine lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but ass circles away quickly and effectively.
ass looks for a takedown but Valentine sprawls well.
ass shoots in looking for a takedown. Valentine tries to sprawl out of it but ass keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Valentine manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
ass walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Valentine swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by ass.
ass fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
ass takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract ass.
Valentine scores with a punch to the head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from ass.
ass misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Valentine scores with a sloppy right hand. ass should have avoided that one.
ass takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Valentine misses with a few strikes there.
ass shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Valentine pinned against the cage. Valentine gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
ass takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Valentine connects with a right hand. ass shakes it off.
ass looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Excellent takedown into side control there by ass.
ass stands up.
Valentine scores with a jab to the head.
ass will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Valentine looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
ass misses with a takedown attempt - Valentine sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Valentine is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Valentine looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Valentine scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
ass shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Valentine as he avoids it easily.
Valentine lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Valentine dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Horrible takedown by ass or perhaps it was just good defense by Valentine which made him look bad.
Valentine misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Valentine.
ass shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Valentine as he avoids it easily.
No luck for ass with that takedown attempt.
Eric Valentine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of dumb ass.
Valentine throws out a powerful jab.
Jab by Valentine.
ass drops his hands momentarily and Valentine takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Valentine connects with a crisp jab.
Valentine lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Eric Valentine is winning the standup battle so far.
ass on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
ass takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
ass takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Valentine throws a series of punches but ass avoids them all with ease.
ass gets the takedown into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
ass stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Valentine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent ass stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
ass has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Valentine stuffs the takedown attempt from ass. ass gets slowly back to his feet.
ass fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Valentine listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from ass.
Nice shot by Valentine.
Valentine throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
ass looks for a takedown but Valentine sprawls well.
ass fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A punch combination from Valentine misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valentine comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A combination from Valentine does no damage.
ass shoots in and drives through. Valentine sprawls well.
Eric Valentine is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
ass tries for a takedown but Valentine sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jab, jab by Valentine - just one landing.
Jab by Valentine.
ass shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Valentine as he jumps to the side.
Valentine misses with a wild combination.
A decent looking cross lands there for Valentine.
Valentine works the jab nicely.
Valentine connects with a right hand. ass shakes it off.
Nice cross by Valentine.
ass takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Valentine connects with a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Valentine misses.
Valentine scores with a jab to the body.
ass looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Valentine is fending him off so far but ass persists. Nope, Valentine circles away and we're back to standing.
Valentine misses with a two punch combination.
ass misses with a takedown attempt - Valentine sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
ass shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Valentine pinned against the cage. Valentine gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
ass takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
ass shoots in for a takedown but Valentine shows good takedown defense.
Nice uppercut lands for Valentine. That snapped ass's head back.
A punch combination from Valentine misses.
Good shot there by Valentine.
Valentine throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Valentine misses with a double jab.
Valentine throws an overhand right that lands on ass's shoulder, as ass tries to avoid the shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Valentine lands a jab to the head.
Valentine misses with a jab, cross combination.
ass takes a shot right to the bread basket.
dumb ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Valentine stuffs the takedown.
Valentine throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
ass looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Valentine cracks ass with a right hand to the side of the head.
Valentine misses with a body shot.
Valentine scores with a body shot.
Valentine thuds his right hand into ass's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Valentine lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Valentine throws a right and a left that both miss.
A decent looking cross lands there for Valentine.
Valentine scores with a three punch combo!
ass looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Valentine is fending him off so far but ass persists. Nope, Valentine circles away and we're back to standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Valentine dominated that second round.
That's time! Valentine's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
ass throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Valentine's waist but Valentine gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing ass off to one side.
No luck for ass with that takedown attempt.
Valentine lands with a nice combination. ass backs away looking to recover.
Valentine lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
ass takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nice cross by Valentine.
Valentine throws a good cross that connects.
ass fails to land the takedown.
Eric Valentine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of dumb ass.
A combination from Valentine does no damage.
Valentine stalks ass and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into ass's face. ass staggers backwards, shaken.
Valentine loads up on a big right hand but ass slips the punch.
Valentine is working the combinations to good effect here.
Valentine connects with a nice looking jab.
ass fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
ass shoots in but Valentine avoids the takedown attempt easily.
ass displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Valentine throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine lands with a cross.
ass shoots in for a takedown but Valentine shows good takedown defense.
Valentine closes the distance and lands a one-two.
ass darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
ass seems to be working for a kimura but Valentine defends the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
ass throwing shots but Valentine is blocking nicely.
Valentine avoiding damage under a succession of punches from ass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valentine is staying active underneath ass, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
ass is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
ass throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
ass decides to stand and escape the position.
ass shoots for a double leg takedown but Valentine sprawls well. He's pushed ass's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
ass looks for a takedown but Valentine sprawls well.
ass walks into a stiff left hand from Valentine.
ass shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Valentine pinned against the cage. Valentine gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
ass shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Valentine pinned against the cage. Valentine gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Valentine throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Valentine gets caught flat footed, as ass shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Valentine pushes ass off and scrambles back to his feet.
Nice sprawl there from Valentine as ass shoots in.
Valentine throws a hook but ass avoids it easily.
Valentine digs a good hook to ass's body.
Valentine throws the left hand but ass avoids the punch easily.
Valentine scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
ass closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
ass postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Valentine to stand up.
Valentine lands with a hook. ass tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine's corner calls for a 1-2. Valentine obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Valentine lands a right hook to the body.
Valentine stuffs the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Valentine as ass shoots in.
ass looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
ass fails with a takedown attempt.
Valentine swinging wilding here.
dumb ass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
ass changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Valentine tries to avoid it but ass manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Valentine to the ground. Valentine escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
ass misses with a takedown attempt - Valentine sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Valentine scores with a three punch combo!
ass scores a takedown into full mount!
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eric Valentine.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Valentine, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Valentine!
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