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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Macho Maam Tranny Savage (ranked 1487 p4p, 1786 weight class) and Lieutenant Data (ranked 147 p4p, 178 weight class). Tranny Savage comes to the cage accompanied by Gay Bar. Data is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Slipknot - Don't Get Close. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Dangerous GnP
Excellent MT
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Macho Maam Tranny Savage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lieutenant Data!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Data cracks Tranny Savage with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
It looks like Macho Maam Tranny Savage has been cut.
Data waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tranny Savage.
Tranny Savage definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Tranny Savage misses the shot to the body.
Data misses with a double jab.
Lieutenant Data seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tranny Savage clinches with his opponent.
Data tries for a takedown. No joy.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tranny Savage.
Data manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Data utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Data looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Tranny Savage's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Tranny Savage has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Data has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tranny Savage can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tranny Savage works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Data trying to control from the bottom.
Data keeping hold of Tranny Savage's head, controlling as best he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Data moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Tranny Savage landing with the ground and pound.
Tranny Savage preventing the sweep.
Tranny Savage works over Data with some ground and pound from guard.
Tranny Savage is working Data over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Data is trying to keep Tranny Savage in close.
Tranny Savage working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tranny Savage preventing the sweep.
Tranny Savage working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Tranny Savage missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tranny Savage lands a couple of elbows.
Data wants to sweep but no luck.
Data has his foot on Tranny Savage's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Tranny Savage works his way back into a safe position though.
Tranny Savage looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Data keeping moving, preventing Tranny Savage from controlling successfully.
Tranny Savage advances position into side control!
Tranny Savage content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Data is looking to reverse the position.
Tranny Savage working the body and head with strikes.
Tranny Savage is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Data knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The ground and pound from Tranny Savage seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Tranny Savage trying to control the position but Data is working away.
Data tries to bench press Tranny Savage off him but Tranny Savage keeps the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tranny Savage looks up at the clock and then as Data takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Tranny Savage smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Data tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Tranny Savage scores with punches from side control.
Tranny Savage throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Data is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Data's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Data stops Tranny Savage from passing to mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Data sneaks back into half guard.
Data gets full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Macho Maam Tranny Savage dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Macho Maam Tranny Savage's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Tranny Savage stuffs the takedown attempt from Data. Data gets slowly back to his feet.
Data moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tranny Savage takes a swing at Data's ribcage but misses.
Data throws a shot to the body.
Tranny Savage punishes Data's body with a nice straight punch.
Data misses with an uppercut
and Data is countered with a crisp right hand from Tranny Savage that sends him to the canvas! Tranny Savage follows him to the mat into side control.
Data is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Data is looking for a sweep.
Data is still in real trouble! Can Tranny Savage finish him?
Tranny Savage scoring with punches and elbows.
Tranny Savage trying to control the action but Data is working from the bottom.
Tranny Savage working away.
Data seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Data is looking to regain half guard here but Tranny Savage keeps moving and retains side control.
Tranny Savage working the ground and pound from side control.
Tranny Savage is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Data looks calm but he's in trouble here. Tranny Savage gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Data is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Tranny Savage lets go of the hold and Data can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Macho Maam Tranny Savage!
Macho Maam Tranny Savage seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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pop
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