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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gouda Cheese (ranked 23579 p4p, 23637 weight class) and Carl Crap (ranked 434 p4p, 424 weight class). Crap has chosen Morrowind as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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135
0 - 1 - 1 |
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145
4 - 10 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gouda Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Carl Crap!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Topper Green and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crap ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Crap is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cheese throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cheese pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crap changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Cheese.
Cheese goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crap feints the counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cheese lands a head shot.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cheese throws a leg kick but Crap moved away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crap uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese.
Crap feints the counter takedown.
Gouda Cheese seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese.
Cheese lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cheese gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Crap working aggressively here.
Crap throws a head punch that misses.
Crap has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
Cheese blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crap.
Cheese pushes Crap back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Crap misses with the head strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Crap defending well as Cheese loads up on a big left hand.
Crap feints the counter takedown.
Cheese attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cheese tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cheese misses with a hook
so Crap counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheese utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Crap throws a strike but Cheese rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Cheese pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crap is keeping the position for now.
Cheese is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Crap bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cheese's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crap is working Cheese over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Crap in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cheese tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!
Crap wants to hit a sweep here but Cheese passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Crap there!
Cheese controlling the pace for now.
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly?
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese controlling from the full mount.
Crap is trying to escape the mount.
Crap is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Crap bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Crap throws a big elbow that misses.
Crap throwing strikes but missing.
Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crap wants to sweep but no luck.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gouda Cheese dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A low kick from Cheese misses
and Crap counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Crap sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cheese defending well though.
Crap looks to land a strike but Cheese avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Crap loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cheese is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Crap postures up in Cheese's guard and throws a big left but Cheese blocks it.
Crap missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crap throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Crap loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crap with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Crap has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at The Purpose Martial Arts Academy. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Crap postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cheese working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crap.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crap is looking to work some ground and pound but Cheese has wrist control.
Cheese looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cheese working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crap.
Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crap looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cheese is one step ahead there.
Crap is striking from the bottom but Cheese uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Cheese is pressing down on Crap's thigh, looking to free his foot. Crap is holding on for now.
Crap punching from the bottom.
Crap manages to get to full guard.
Carl Crap has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese controlling from the top position.
Crap trying to strike off his back.
Crap doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Crap doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Crap thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Crap throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Cheese passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.
Crap tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Cheese prevents Crap from improving his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crap tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Crap punching from the bottom.
Crap is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
Crap swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Crap flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly?
Cheese looking to control but Crap is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Cheese blocks Crap's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Cheese prevents Crap from getting the reversal.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crap is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Crap flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly?
Crap is trying desperately to improve position.
Crap throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly?
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crap swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crap is trying desperately to improve position.
Crap flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Gouda Cheese will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
A telegraphed right hand from Cheese misses the target.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Crap blocks a body shot from Cheese.
Crap misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Cheese.
A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for Cheese.
Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Cheese lands a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crap working aggressively here.
A short left from Cheese.
Crap takes an elbow to the temple.
Crap blocks a body shot from Cheese.
Cheese blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land.
Cheese's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Crap lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crap working aggressively here.
Crap throws a head punch that misses.
Crap misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.
Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese.
Crap lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Cheese blocks an uppercut.
Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese.
Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese is leaning against Crap and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Cheese tries to throw a body punch but Crap avoids it by throwing Cheese back against the cage.
Crap swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crap misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crap working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crap misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Cheese.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crap misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cheese creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Crap swings wildly with an uppercut but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land.
Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.
Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land.
Gouda Cheese has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land.
Crap lands with a left to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crap lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Crap blocking some punches.
Cheese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cheese throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cheese pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cheese throws out a loose jab but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crap with the counter takedown but Cheese avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Cheese misses its intended target.
Crap is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Cheese throws a leg kick
and Crap counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Crap throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!
Crap throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Cheese stopping the sweep attempt from Crap.
Cheese slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Crap trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Cheese won't allow Crap to sweep him here.
Crap throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Crap looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Crap is striking but Cheese is not phased and passes to half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crap punching from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Carl Crap.
I think Cheese has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 30:28
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 29:29
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
The fight is ruled a draw!
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hype
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