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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yoni Megaladon (ranked 1661 p4p, 2650 weight class) and Jacque Mécanicien The Machine (ranked 198 p4p, 299 weight class). Megaladon comes to the cage accompanied by Break On Throoooyeah. The Machine has chosen La petite fille de la mer as his entrance music. Yoni Megaladon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yoni Megaladon!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacque Mécanicien The Machine!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Ben Hemmingworth and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Machine connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Megaladon avoids a punch combination nicely.
Megaladon appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
The Machine throws an off balance right hand
and Megaladon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Jacque Mécanicien The Machine has been cut.
The Machine connects with a nice looking jab.
A combination from The Machine does no damage.
It looked like Megaladon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A swing and a miss from Megaladon.
Megaladon uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Machine.
Jacque Mécanicien The Machine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Megaladon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Machine throws out the jab.
Megaladon seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The fighters circling - The Machine throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Megaladon loads up on a big right hand but The Machine slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Megaladon swings for the body but The Machine moves out of range.
Megaladon tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Machine swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Megaladon lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Machine's sensitive parts.
Megaladon is looking to clinch but The Machine is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Machine looks to score with a jab to the body but Megaladon is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Megaladon misses the target.
The Machine throws a hook but Megaladon blocks it.
It looked like Megaladon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Megaladon has closed the distance and engaged The Machine in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Machine.
Megaladon lands with a left to the head.
The Machine misses with a punch to the body.
The Machine lands a right hand that snaps the head of Megaladon backwards.
The Machine swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Machine lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Megaladon or not.
The Machine misses with a punch to the body.
Megaladon lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Megaladon tries a body shot but The Machine blocks it.
The Machine swings wildly with an uppercut but Megaladon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Megaladon lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Machine backwards.
Megaladon misses with a punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Megaladon.
Megaladon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Machine makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Megaladon misses with a body punch.
Megaladon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Megaladon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from The Machine fails to land.
Megaladon's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Still in the clinch, The Machine scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Machine has a couple of punches blocked by Megaladon.
The Machine's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Machine cracks Megaladon with a nice body shot.
The Machine can't find room to land a body shot as Megaladon controls the action.
The Machine misses with a punch on the inside.
Megaladon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Machine's elbow.
Megaladon blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Megaladon.
The Machine misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Machine.
Megaladon blocks an uppercut.
The Machine lands with a short shot to the head.
Megaladon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Machine's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Machine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Megaladon blocks an uppercut.
Megaladon blocking some punches.
Megaladon is leaning against The Machine and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The Machine throws a punch but it's blocked by Megaladon.
The Machine misses with a punch on the inside.
Megaladon presses The Machine against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Megaladon lands a nice shot to the body.
The Machine looks winded!
Megaladon can't find room to land a body shot as The Machine controls the action.
Megaladon lands a shoulder strike.
Megaladon lands with a light punch inside.
Megaladon tries to work over The Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Machine has a couple of punches blocked by Megaladon.
Megaladon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Megaladon has taken the fight to the clinch.
The Machine misses with a body punch.
The Machine lands a left hand.
The Machine swings wildly with an uppercut but Megaladon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Megaladon misses with some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Megaladon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Machine has a couple of punches blocked by Megaladon.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Machine tries to throw a body punch but Megaladon avoids it by throwing The Machine back against the cage.
The Machine prevents a body shot from Megaladon.
A short right from Megaladon on the inside.
The Machine throws a head punch that misses.
The Machine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Megaladon presses The Machine against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The Machine throws a head punch that misses.
Megaladon lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Megaladon tries to work over The Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Megaladon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Machine prevents a body shot from Megaladon.
The Machine blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Machine misses with the head strike.
Megaladon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Machine prevents a body shot from Megaladon.
Megaladon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Megaladon misses with a body punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jacque Mécanicien The Machine will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jacque Mécanicien The Machine's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
The Machine blocks the body kick.
The Machine scores with the left hand. Megaladon knows he should have avoided that one.
The Machine throws a series of punches but Megaladon moves out of range.
It looked like Megaladon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Megaladon takes a swing at The Machine's ribcage but misses.
The Machine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Megaladon instigates a clinch.
Megaladon is trying to break the clinch but The Machine has him pressed against the cage.
Megaladon prevents a body shot from The Machine.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The Machine fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Megaladon.
The Machine prevents a body shot from Megaladon.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Megaladon's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Megaladon throws a lazy right hand but The Machine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Machine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Megaladon manages to avoid it.
The Machine misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Megaladon throws a jab but it's blocked by The Machine.
The Machine uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The Machine scores with a hook to the body. Megaladon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jacque Mécanicien The Machine seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Megaladon rushes The Machine and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Megaladon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Machine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Megaladon lands a shoulder strike.
The Machine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Megaladon manages to break the clinch.
The Machine on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The Machine tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Megaladon manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Megaladon misses with a looping right.
The Machine lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Megaladon drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Megaladon drives through and clinches with The Machine against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Megaladon cracks The Machine with a nice body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Machine.
Megaladon blocks an uppercut.
The Machine misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Machine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Megaladon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Machine throws a head punch that misses.
Megaladon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Machine is looking to clinch.
As The Machine backs away, Megaladon returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
The Machine tries to clinch there but Megaladon circles away.
The Machine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Megaladon throwing a counter right hand but The Machine manages to avoid it.
Megaladon ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Machine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Megaladon lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Megaladon thows a body kick. The Machine tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Machine walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Machine dodges the punch combination from Megaladon.
The Machine tries to clinch there but Megaladon circles away.
A combination from The Machine does no damage.
A little feinted left hand from Megaladon on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The Machine misses with a wild body shot.
Megaladon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Megaladon drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Machine throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Megaladon looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Megaladon scores with a jab.
Megaladon ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A big right from The Machine misses.
Megaladon seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The Machine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Megaladon was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from The Machine.
Megaladon drops his hands momentarily and The Machine takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Machine lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The Machine lands an overhand right.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from The Machine misses the target.
Megaladon throws an overhand right that lands on The Machine's shoulder, as The Machine tries to avoid the shot.
Nice shot lands for Megaladon.
The Machine looks to land a right hand but Megaladon moved out of range.
Megaladon throws a quick counter head kick but The Machine was just out of range.
The Machine scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Megaladon doesn't seem bothered though.
The Machine gets a clinch.
Megaladon lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Machine backwards.
Megaladon blocks an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Megaladon.
The Machine working aggressively here.
Megaladon manages to break the clinch.
Megaladon throws a nice outside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jacque Mécanicien The Machine will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jacque Mécanicien The Machine's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Megaladon throws a right and a left that The Machine avoids nicely.
The Machine tries to counter with a clinch but Megaladon shakes him off and moves away.
The Machine throws an overhand right that lands on Megaladon's shoulder, as Megaladon tries to avoid the shot.
Megaladon loads up on a big right hand but The Machine slips the punch.
The Machine throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Some wild striking there from The Machine.
The Machine misses with a looping left.
Megaladon lands a big uppercut and The Machine crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but The Machine looks OK. Megaladon waves The Machine back to his feet!
The Machine is rocked!
Megaladon rushes The Machine and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The Machine is still on wobbly legs! Can Megaladon finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Megaladon pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Machine throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Megaladon makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The Machine takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Machine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Megaladon looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sloppy strikes from The Machine. Those never looked like landing.
Megaladon looks for the body kick but The Machine saw that one coming.
The Machine glances at the clock... BAM! Megaladon nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends The Machine crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, The Machine is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yoni Megaladon!
Yoni Megaladon is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Yoni Megaladon thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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