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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ching Chong (ranked 2275 p4p, 25373 weight class) and Hucson Mcdoobershit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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25
145
2 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
19
130
1 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ching Chong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hucson Mcdoobershit!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Russell Pearce and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong moves into range and clinches up with Mcdoobershit.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Mcdoobershit gets underhooks to prevent Chong's takedown attempt.
Mcdoobershit is fighting off a takedown attempt but Chong is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Mcdoobershit to the mat. Mcdoobershit regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Mcdoobershit kicks Chong off and gets to his feet.
Chong moves out of range of the leg kick from Mcdoobershit.
Chong moves into the clinch.
Mcdoobershit has had enough of the clinch but Chong keeps him there for the moment.
Mcdoobershit is looking to break free of the clinch but Chong has double underhooks.
Mcdoobershit is pressed up against the cage. Chong has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Mcdoobershit down to the mat. Mcdoobershit avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Chong misses with a looping left.
Chong clinches with his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mcdoobershit throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chong wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ching Chong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chong gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Mcdoobershit manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Chong manages to get himself to full guard.
Chong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Mcdoobershit escapes and throws Chong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong tries to bench press Mcdoobershit off him but Mcdoobershit keeps the position.
Mcdoobershit in side control lands a decent elbow.
Chong gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Chong is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Chong manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Chong is looking for a triangle but Mcdoobershit pushes his legs off easily.
Chong looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mcdoobershit is one step ahead there.
Chong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Mcdoobershit escapes and throws Chong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Chong parries the strikes from Mcdoobershit easily there. Mcdoobershit is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Chong to escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Chong parries the strikes from Mcdoobershit easily there. Mcdoobershit is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Chong to escape.
Chong is trying to get back to half guard.
Chong looks to move to half guard but instead Mcdoobershit has passed into mount! Damn!
Chong gets back to half guard.
Chong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Chong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Chong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Chong manages to get to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong is looking for a triangle here but Mcdoobershit uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Chong is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Mcdoobershit's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Mcdoobershit takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Chong tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Mcdoobershit has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Chong manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Chong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit wants to take a breather but Chong is having none of it.
Chong is trying to get back to full guard.
We've been informed that Mcdoobershit has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Mcdoobershit keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Chong is trying to get back to full guard.
Chong is staying active underneath Mcdoobershit, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mcdoobershit looks winded!
Chong moves into full guard.
Chong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Chong might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Chong keeping full guard, as Mcdoobershit tries to pass.
Chong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ching Chong will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Mcdoobershit uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chong has time to react.
Chong avoids the head kick by Mcdoobershit.
Mcdoobershit misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chong throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Mcdoobershit was covering up waiting for the punch and Chong finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Chong trying to control the position from guard on top but Mcdoobershit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mcdoobershit wants to stand but Chong is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mcdoobershit is keeping the position for now.
Chong drops back looking for a leg! Mcdoobershit is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Mcdoobershit manages to kick Chong off! Chong jumps back into Mcdoobershit's guard.
Chong drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Mcdoobershit manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Chong has Mcdoobershit in his guard.
Mcdoobershit is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Mcdoobershit is aware though and is defending well.
Chong on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Chong tries to get out of the position.
Mcdoobershit would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Chong looking for a guillotine here but Mcdoobershit defends easily.
Chong throws his legs up looking for a submission but Mcdoobershit uses it to pass to side control.
Chong is looking for a sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong looks to move to half guard but instead Mcdoobershit has passed into mount! Damn!
Hucson Mcdoobershit has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chong wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chong is really stuck here.
Chong prevents Mcdoobershit from getting a body triangle.
Mcdoobershit is breathing heavily.
Chong is really stuck here.
Chong breaks Mcdoobershit's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Chong drops back, looking for a kneebar! Mcdoobershit looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Mcdoobershit looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Mcdoobershit!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mcdoobershit landing a few strikes.
Mcdoobershit wants to lay and pray for a moment but Chong keeps working.
Chong is trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit wants to stand but Chong has his arm trapped.
Chong is looking for a sweep.
Mcdoobershit stands up and beckons Chong to his feet.
Chong clinches up with Mcdoobershit and pushes him back against the cage.
Mcdoobershit wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mcdoobershit wants to break free but Chong has control.
Chong has picked Mcdoobershit up - he's going for a ride! Chong dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Chong looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Chong wants to take a breather but Mcdoobershit is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Chong tries to pass to full mount but Mcdoobershit defends it.
Chong is trying to control. Mcdoobershit wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Chong works his way into full mount!
Mcdoobershit is desperately trying to improve his position but Chong has a good base and remains in mount.
Chong trying to control but Mcdoobershit is having none of it.
Chong is working for a guillotine from mount but Mcdoobershit frees his head quite easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ching Chong will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Chong moves into the clinch successfully.
Mcdoobershit is looking to control Chong's arms but Chong gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mcdoobershit has his back to the cage.
Mcdoobershit prevents a takedown attempt there.
Mcdoobershit is pressed up against the cage. Chong has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Mcdoobershit down to the mat. Mcdoobershit avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Chong shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Mcdoobershit is trying to defend but Chong finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Mcdoobershit kicks Chong off and gets back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloppy strikes from Mcdoobershit. Those never looked like landing.
Mcdoobershit takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Chong tries to clinch up.
Mcdoobershit tries to land a front kick but Chong steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Chong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chong looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Mcdoobershit is trying to escape and Chong transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Mcdoobershit is forced to tap! Nice work there by Chong! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ching Chong!
Ching Chong decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Hucson Mcdoobershit had this to say: 'SSIMGLEEEEEEE'.
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energy
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hype
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mgr
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RATING
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