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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Exotic (ranked 246 p4p, 999 weight class) and Kane Thoupos (ranked 32 p4p, 123 weight class). Exotic's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Joe Exotic - I Saw a Tiger. Thoupos has chosen 151 Rum - JID as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 18 - 2, fighting out of New York, Joe Exotic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kane Thoupos!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Exotic goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Kane Thoupos has been cut.
Thoupos throws a lazy uppercut
and Exotic counters with an outside leg kick.
Exotic on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
It looks like Joe Exotic has been cut.
Exotic swings widly with a right hand
and Thoupos counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thoupos throws a right hand that misses
and Exotic counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thoupos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thoupos has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Exotic throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thoupos on the side of the head.
Exotic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thoupos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thoupos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thoupos uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Exotic.
Thoupos throws out a counter right but Exotic avoids it with no problem.
Thoupos misses with a hook
and Exotic counters with a huge left! Thoupos is in big trouble! He's backing up but Exotic isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Thoupos from any more damage. A dominating finish by Exotic!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Exotic!
An out of breath Joe Exotic thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Kane Thoupos was interviewed post fight and said 'What really happened on that Thursday in August High School that led to Chris Woods death? Pftctctxtysfsrhhh the fuck is that! Fly in my mouth, I can’t see… gotta get out of this country motherfucker'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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