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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 806 p4p, 2567 weight class) and Juice Frehley (ranked 100 p4p, 297 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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197 cm 24 259 10 - 4 - 0 |
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200 cm 24 280 4 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jesus Christ! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Juice Frehley! The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Frehley takes one on the button. Frehley throws a leg kick but Christ checks it. Christ is looking to counter with head kicks. Christ jabs Frehley right on the nose. Frehley blinks but takes it well.
It looks like Juice Frehley has been cut. Frehley misses with a right hand and Christ counters with a left hand that sends Frehley to the canvas! The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Christ gets to his feet - Frehley follows without any prompting. Christ moves out of range as Frehley strikes. We've been told by Christ's head coaches at Sydney Top Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Frehley throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Christ is looking for a counter combo. Frehley looks to land a combination. Christ sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut. Christ misses with a wild body shot. Frehley uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Christ. A nice leg kick lands there from Frehley. Frehley works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Frehley throws a leg kick but Christ moved away. Frehley moves into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Christ looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Frehley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Christ wants to break the clinch but can't.
Christ blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Frehley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Frehley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Frehley misses with the head strike.
Frehley throws a punch but it's blocked by Christ. Frehley digs a right hand underneath Christ's ribcage. Christ let out a lung full of air as it connected. Frehley prevents Christ from breaking the clinch. Christ is trying to break free. Christ blocking some punches.
Frehley throws a punch but it's blocked by Christ. Frehley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Christ working hard to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Frehley digs a right hand underneath Christ's ribcage. Christ let out a lung full of air as it connected. Frehley doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Christ blocking some punches.
Frehley tries a body shot but Christ blocks it.
Frehley lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Christ backwards. Frehley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Frehley misses with the head strike.
Christ is trying to break the clinch but Frehley has him pressed against the cage. Christ's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Christ throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Christ lands a high kick to the side of Frehley's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Christ dives into guard, looking to finish. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Frehley looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Frehley is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Christ defends well.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Frehley seems keen to control Christ's posture. Christ stands up from Frehley's guard - Christ perhaps looking for a knockout. Frehley jabbing away but nothing is landing. Christ looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger. Frehley throws a looping overhand right but Christ ducks down to avoid it. Christ swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Christ cracks Frehley with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. A slapping leg kick lands for Frehley.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Frehley misses with a looping left. Frehley misses with a hook. Christ ducked under it nicely. Christ looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. A telegraphed right hand from Frehley misses the target. Frehley ducks under a wild hook from Christ. Frehley feints a counter leg kick. Frehley avoids a punch combination nicely.
Christ takes a swing at Frehley's ribcage but misses. Christ takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Frehley comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Christ throws a series of punches but Frehley avoids them all with ease. Frehley ducks under a wild hook from Christ. Frehley moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jesus Christ will probably get the nod. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Frehley pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Christ scores with a punch to the head. Christ tries to bum rush Frehley with a series of wild strikes but Frehley uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Frehley misses with a looping left. Frehley throws a hook to the side of Christ's head but Christ sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Frehley is looking to chop away at Christ's legs. Christ throws a quick counter head kick but Frehley was just out of range. Frehley throws a leg kick but Christ checks it. Frehley tries to land a front kick but Christ steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Christ swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Frehley bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Christ! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Frehley not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Christ tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round. Frehley looking to pass the guard. Frehley stopping the sweep attempt from Christ. Frehley engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Frehley's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige. The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Christ has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. Frehley shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Christ connects with an inside leg kick. Christ moves out of range of the strikes. Frehley throws a hook but Christ avoids it easily. Christ displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Frehley throws out the jab. Frehley throws an overhand right that lands on Christ's shoulder, as Christ tries to avoid the shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Frehley lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Christ throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Frehley counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. Frehley jabbing away but nothing is landing. Christ throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Frehley on the side of the head. Frehley fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Christ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. A jab from Frehley does it's job there. Frehley throws a nice inside leg kick. Frehley lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. A slow jab from Frehley misses its intended target. Frehley throws a head kick that misses and Christ counters with a straight punch to the midsection. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Frehley moves into range and clinches up with Christ. Frehley misses with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Frehley has a couple of punches blocked by Christ.
Christ is trying to break the clinch but Frehley has him pressed against the cage. Christ is trying to break the clinch but Frehley has him pressed against the cage. Christ blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Frehley goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Frehley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Frehley fails to land. Christ blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Frehley. Frehley has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Christ breaks the clinch.
Christ avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Frehley dodges the punch combination from Christ.
Frehley looks to throw the jab but Christ is out of range. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Juice Frehley showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round! Christ slips a jab from Frehley. Christ fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Christ misses with a hook. Frehley looks to score with a jab to the body but Christ is just out of range. Frehley throws a lazy right hand but Christ sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Juice Frehley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The crowd cheers as Christ lands an impressive looking overhand right. Frehley doesn't seem phased though. Frehley throws a solid leg kick but Christ takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Frehley. Frehley misses with a right hand and Christ counters with a big uppercut that knocks Frehley off his feet! Christ dives into side control looking to finish!
Frehley is rocked! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! The referee tells the fighters to keep busy. Frehley is still in real trouble! Can Christ finish him? Christ decides to stand up, so the ref orders Frehley to his feet. Frehley tries to clinch but Christ moves out of range. Christ fakes the leg kick and cracks Frehley in the body. Frehley seems to have recovered his senses. Christ drops Frehley with a big left hand! Frehley is injured, injured bad! Christ jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
69% |
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