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GFY 84 - Manspreading YAY PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 87 wins and 116 losses; Tobias Pancake! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 31 losses; Red Hestler!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Hestler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Pancake on his heels. He'll look to pass Pancake's guard now, I'm sure. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Pancake (0) vs (2) Hestler
Pancake looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hestler is stalling in the full guard.
Pancake is trying to control the position but Hestler postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pancake is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pancake being controlled here, momentarily.
Pancake wants to hit a sweep here but Hestler passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Pancake there! Score +3 for passing guard: Pancake (0) vs (5) Hestler
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hestler looking to control and managing it successfully.
Pancake tries to lock up and control but Hestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hestler controlling from the full mount.
Hestler's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pancake tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Let's hope that Hestler has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Pancake wants to control but Hestler is having none of it.
Hestler controlling from mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hestler prevents Pancake from getting the reversal.
Pancake is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hestler controlling the position easily from mount.
Pancake tries to hold on but Hestler pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hestler moves to take his opponent's back. Score +3 for taking back: Pancake (0) vs (8) Hestler
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Hestler controlling well, preventing Pancake from escaping the position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hestler biding his time, controlling Pancake.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Pancake might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hestler is hanging on to Pancake's back as he tries to escape.
Hestler trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Pancake doesn't escape.
It looks like Hestler might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Pancake is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Hestler is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
More stalling from Hestler.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Hestler is continuing to stall.
The adventures of Hestler the control monster continue. Boring.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Hestler.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Pancake is trying to break free.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Pancake rolls, trying to escape but Hestler keeps control of the position.
Hestler controlling from the back.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Yet more stalling tactics from Hestler.
Hestler keeps control of the position as Pancake tries to break free.
Hestler biding his time, controlling Pancake.
Pancake is in bad spot here.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Hestler is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Pancake tries to escape the position.
Hestler is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Hestler wins on points by 8 to 0.
Red Hestler really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that The Huntington New Age Wellness Community logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty. |
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