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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 1677 p4p, 2059 weight class) and Frank Capot (ranked 213 p4p, 258 weight class). McWanker comes to the cage accompanied by Im A Wanker. This should be fireworks!
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Frank Capot!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Capot scores with a jab to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Capot is defended easily by McWanker.
McWanker misses the shot to the body.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Capot gets a double leg takedown into McWanker's guard.
Capot tries to free his leg and advance position but McWanker is retaining full guard.
McWanker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Capot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Capot avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Capot distracts McWanker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Capot trying to control the position from guard on top but McWanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McWanker working a defensive guard here.
Capot's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
It looks like Capot might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
McWanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Capot gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
McWanker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Capot can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Capot trying to control the position from guard on top but McWanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Capot connects with a couple of short punches.
Capot controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Capot advances to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Capot seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWanker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Capot is taking a breather. McWanker says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
McWanker looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McWanker makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McWanker.
McWanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McWanker is trying to control the position but Capot postures up.
McWanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Capot defends it easily.
Capot is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McWanker keeping moving, preventing Capot from controlling successfully.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McWanker misses with a double jab.
Capot misses with a wild body shot.
Capot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Frank Capot dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Capot gets caught napping as McWanker dives in and scores a takedown. Capot manages to retain guard.
McWanker throws a big elbow that misses.
McWanker wants to pass the guard but Capot is keeping the position.
Capot working a defensive guard here.
McWanker drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Capot dives on top into guard.
Capot wants to control from the top but McWanker keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Capot is aware though and is defending well.
Capot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Capot trying to control the position from guard on top but McWanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWanker being controlled here, momentarily.
McWanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Capot distracts McWanker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWanker is trying to keep Capot in close.
McWanker has his foot on Capot's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Capot works his way back into a safe position though.
Capot throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Capot postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWanker working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Capot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Capot has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing McWanker to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Capot is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - McWanker pulls down on the head and he's put Capot to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jerk McWanker!
As Jerk McWanker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass. I love sniffing crotches man im getting such a testosterone boost. I LOVE CROTCHES'.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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