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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Samson Dandrakulo (ranked 528 p4p, 652 weight class) and Killjoy McNofun (ranked 66 p4p, 82 weight class). Killjoy McNofun acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Samson Dandrakulo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Killjoy McNofun!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, John Kavanagh and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dandrakulo cracks McNofun with a right hand to the side of the head.
McNofun misses with an uppercut. Dandrakulo saw that one coming.
Dandrakulo tried to counter with a leg kick but McNofun avoided it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dandrakulo.
Dandrakulo moves out of range of the body kick from McNofun.
McNofun throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dandrakulo.
McNofun misses with a leg kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Dandrakulo misses its target.
Dandrakulo connects with the punch.
A head kick misses from Dandrakulo.
McNofun now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McNofun fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dandrakulo is out of range.
McNofun will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McNofun misses with a left hand
and Dandrakulo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McNofun throws a hook but Dandrakulo blocks it.
Dandrakulo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McNofun tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dandrakulo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dandrakulo lands with a straight right. McNofun didn't see that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dandrakulo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McNofun's hands.
Dandrakulo looks to score with a jab to the body but McNofun is just out of range.
Samson Dandrakulo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McNofun lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jab from McNofun.
Dandrakulo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McNofun wants to counter with a clinch but Dandrakulo pushes him away.
Dandrakulo lands a nice leg kick that just misses McNofun's sensitive parts.
Dandrakulo is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dandrakulo misses with a body shot.
Dandrakulo thows a leg kick but McNofun checks it
and McNofun connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McNofun needs to keep his hands up - Dandrakulo had a free shot at his head there.
We've been told by Dandrakulo's head coaches at Brooklyn Mixed Martial Arts that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dandrakulo throws out a loose jab but McNofun uses good head movement to avoid it.
McNofun replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Dandrakulo blocks it well.
McNofun rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dandrakulo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dandrakulo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McNofun lands a body shot.
Dandrakulo looks to throw the jab but McNofun is out of range.
Dandrakulo throws a lazy right hand but McNofun sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McNofun now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dandrakulo is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dandrakulo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dandrakulo throws a sloppy head kick and McNofun moves out of range easily.
Dandrakulo throws a body punch but McNofun moves out of range.
Dandrakulo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McNofun. That did some damage!
Dandrakulo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McNofun throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Good exchange - Dandrakulo coming out on top.
Dandrakulo throws a hook to the side of McNofun's head but McNofun sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McNofun looks to score with a jab to the body but Dandrakulo is just out of range.
McNofun checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McNofun keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dandrakulo.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dandrakulo.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McNofun checks a leg kick.
A nice side step and McNofun releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dandrakulo lands with a hook. McNofun tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dandrakulo scores with a head kick. McNofun tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as McNofun checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dandrakulo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McNofun scores with a hook to the body. Dandrakulo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A telegraphed right hand from McNofun misses the target.
Dandrakulo swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dandrakulo feints and then cracks McNofun's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McNofun down.
McNofun misses with a body kick.
Dandrakulo tries a low kick but McNofun avoids it.
McNofun ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dandrakulo moves away.
Dandrakulo lands with a straight right. McNofun didn't see that one coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dandrakulo.
A swing and a miss from Dandrakulo.
McNofun swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dandrakulo connects with a solid leg kick.
Dandrakulo swings widly with a right hand
and Dandrakulo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A big right from Dandrakulo misses.
A little jabbing left from McNofun on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNofun pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dandrakulo takes one to the chin there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dandrakulo catches McNofun with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McNofun throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dandrakulo throws a leg kick
and McNofun counters with a nice uppercut.
McNofun uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dandrakulo.
McNofun appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A low kick from McNofun is predictable there
and Dandrakulo counters with a stiff right hand.
McNofun throws a low kick but Dandrakulo moves out of range easily.
Dandrakulo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McNofun has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McNofun shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McNofun needs to keep his hands up - Dandrakulo had a free shot at his head there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dandrakulo.
Dandrakulo throws a big shot that misses.
Dandrakulo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Samson Dandrakulo dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Dandrakulo fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McNofun has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dandrakulo.
Dandrakulo sizes up McNofun with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McNofun walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dandrakulo checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A cross from Dandrakulo lands.
Dandrakulo misses with a hook. McNofun ducked under it nicely.
A little jabbing left from McNofun on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dandrakulo misses with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Dandrakulo.
Dandrakulo works McNofun's body with a nice hook.
McNofun waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dandrakulo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dandrakulo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McNofun is looking to land body kicks.
Dandrakulo misses with an attempted mid kick.
McNofun is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dandrakulo with a body shot.
Dandrakulo throws a solid leg kick but McNofun takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dandrakulo.
Dandrakulo loads up on a big right hand but McNofun slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dandrakulo lunges at McNofun with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McNofun's hand.
McNofun checks the leg kick nicely there.
McNofun moves out of range of the leg kick from Dandrakulo.
McNofun throws a lazy right hand but Dandrakulo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dandrakulo lands a nice leg kick that just misses McNofun's sensitive parts.
McNofun takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dandrakulo moves into range and connects with a jab.
McNofun throws a leg kick but Dandrakulo checks it.
Dandrakulo throws a quick inside leg kick.
McNofun takes one to the side of the head.
McNofun takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Samson Dandrakulo is winning the standup battle so far.
Dandrakulo moves out of range as McNofun throws a body kick.
Dandrakulo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McNofun lands with an overhand left.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but McNofun might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Dandrakulo has got the better of the exchanges.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McNofun checks a low kick from Dandrakulo.
Dandrakulo misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McNofun counters with a stiff right hand.
Dandrakulo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dandrakulo throws a nice looking combination but McNofun bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dandrakulo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McNofun checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dandrakulo thows a leg kick but McNofun checks it
and McNofun counters with a stiff right hand.
Dandrakulo connects with a solid leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Dandrakulo there.
Dandrakulo connects with a crisp jab.
Dandrakulo moves out of range of the body kick from McNofun.
Dandrakulo takes one to the side of the head.
Decent striking displayed by McNofun there.
Dandrakulo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dandrakulo tried to score with a low kick but McNofun checks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dandrakulo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McNofun takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dandrakulo looks to throw the jab but McNofun is out of range.
A head kick misses from McNofun.
A big left from Dandrakulo misses.
McNofun connects with a single shot there.
Dandrakulo misses with a body punch
and McNofun counters with an outside leg kick.
McNofun dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dandrakulo throws a leg kick but McNofun moved away.
McNofun lands a high kick!
Dandrakulo is rocked!
Dandrakulo scores with a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as McNofun blocks the low kick.
McNofun lands a big right hand that sends Dandrakulo crashing to the mat! McNofun stays standing though and waves Dandrakulo back to his feet!
Oh Dandrakulo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McNofun throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dandrakulo scores with a leg kick.
McNofun flashes Dandrakulo a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Dandrakulo's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Dandrakulo crumples to the floor! He's out cold! McNofun punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Killjoy McNofun!
In defeat, Samson Dandrakulo stepped up to the mic, saying 'Back to the gym I guess.'.
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