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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lotus Tinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeremy Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tinkle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jungle Jam. Lotus Tinkle could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jeremy Jitsu's chin.
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161 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
23
160 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lotus Tinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeremy Jitsu!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Daniel Cesar and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tinkle bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tinkle cracks Jitsu with a left hook right on the temple and Jitsu goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Tinkle lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Jitsu is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lotus Tinkle!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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