|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Barkley (ranked 1346 p4p, 1313 weight class) and Tarik Oren (ranked 72 p4p, 70 weight class). Barkley's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Space Jam. Oren is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by La Caution - Thé à la Menthe. Charles Barkley has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
 |
|
 |
| 217 cm
24
270
6 - 5 - 0 |
|
205 cm
33
278
15 - 17 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
|
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Charles Barkley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tarik Oren!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crunch! Oren slams his shin into Barkley's torso.
Oren tries a head kick but it misses.
Barkley swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A head kick by Oren misses
and Barkley counters with a leg kick.
Barkley showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Oren.
Oren misses with the body kick
and Barkley counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Tarik Oren has been cut.
Barkley checks a leg kick.
A little feinted left hand from Barkley on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Oren stuns Barkley with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Oren wants to clinch up but Barkley keeps it at a distance.
Oren fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Barkley on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oren lands a high kick!
Barkley showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Oren.
Barkley was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Barkley looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Oren misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barkley scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Barkley avoids the head kick by Oren.
Oren pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oren lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Oren swings widly with a right hand
and Barkley counters with a straight right hand.
Oren fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Barkley is out of range.
Barkley throwing a counter right hand but Oren manages to avoid it.
BOOM! Barkley lands a beautiful left hook that drops Oren. Oren tries to recover but Barkley is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Oren lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles Barkley!
Our winner, Charles Barkley, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Tarik Oren had this to say: 'Congrats, bro. I'm go back stronger!'.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
57% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
