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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 1315 p4p, 2147 weight class) and Grapple King Keaton (ranked 170 p4p, 257 weight class). McWanker comes to the cage accompanied by Im A Wanker. Jerk McWanker has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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190 cm 27 210 9 - 3 - 0 |
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185 cm 21 219 4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt Basic striking Very quick |
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Powerful takedowns Basic striking Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Grapple King Keaton! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and Daniel Bishop.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/round1.jpg) The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Keaton takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Keaton moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Keaton shoots in looking for a takedown. McWanker tries to sprawl out of it but Keaton keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McWanker manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Keaton avoids it well and moves away. McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Keaton drives through with a takedown into guard. Keaton looking to pass the guard. Keaton wants to control from the top but McWanker keeps moving.
McWanker working for a triangle but Keaton defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Keaton looking to improve position, pressing down on McWanker's thigh with his hand. McWanker seems to be working to lock up a guilotine though... is Keaton paying attention? Apparently not! He's locked it up tight! Keaton's face has turned purple! Will he tap? Will he! YES! He's tapped! McWanker picked his opening and made it count! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jerk McWanker! Post fight, an emotional Jerk McWanker said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass. I love sniffing crotches man im getting such a testosterone boost. I LOVE CROTCHES'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
70% |
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