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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Turd (ranked 4317 p4p, 1877 weight class) and Kron Diego (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd comes to the cage accompanied by Laugh Now Cry Later. Billy Turd had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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5 - 3 - 0 |
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189 cm
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4 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Counter fighter
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kron Diego!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
It looks like Billy Turd has been cut.
Diego connects with a nice looking jab.
No joy there for Diego, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Turd attempts a counter takedown but Diego avoids it well and moves away.
Diego has managed to clinch.
Good body shot from Diego.
Diego prevents a takedown attempt there.
Turd has Diego pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Diego manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Diego presses Turd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Diego scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Diego lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Turd backwards.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Diego makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diego pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd is rocked!
Diego throws a big uppercut that drops Turd! More strikes from Diego and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Turd lies dazed against the cage as Diego celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kron Diego!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Kron Diego made sure he mentioned PWNAGE™, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Billy Turd was interviewed post fight and said 'it is what it is, the Dookie bazooka will be back.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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