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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Khainbred Nurmaganopussy (ranked 3796 p4p, 24670 weight class) and Nate Poirier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khainbred Nurmaganopussy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Nate Poirier's chin.
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178 cm 23 177 0 - 0 - 0 |
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185 cm 20 170 1 - 5 - 0 |
Good takedowns Brawler Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt Brawler Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Khainbred Nurmaganopussy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nate Poirier! The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Topper Green and Ben Watson.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Poirier rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Nurmaganopussy moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Poirier fails to land with a series of punches.
Poirier throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nurmaganopussy. Poirier misses with a two punch combination.
Poirier gets caught flat footed, as Nurmaganopussy shoots in with a quick takedown into guard. Nurmaganopussy sitting in guard here, content to control. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Nurmaganopussy's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Nurmaganopussy content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. Nurmaganopussy passes Poirier's left leg - he's now in half guard. Poirier pushes Nurmaganopussy off looking to stand but Nurmaganopussy dives back in and keeps control.
Nurmaganopussy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. Nurmaganopussy wants to pass to mount but Poirier is defending the position. Nurmaganopussy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Nurmaganopussy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning. Nurmaganopussy controlling the pace for now. Poirier is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Nurmaganopussy is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Poirier can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Poirier is trying desperately to improve position. Nurmaganopussy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. Poirier's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Nurmaganopussy gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Nurmaganopussy wants to clinch up but Poirier keeps it at a distance.
Nurmaganopussy scores with a takedown into Poirier's guard. Nurmaganopussy prevents Poirier from getting back to his feet. Nurmaganopussy looking to pass the guard. Poirier wants to get back to his feet but Nurmaganopussy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Poirier kicks Nurmaganopussy off and gets to his feet. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! No joy there for Poirier, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Poirier. Those never looked like landing.
Nurmaganopussy fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Poirier to the ground. Nurmaganopussy is now in Poirier's guard. Poirier is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Nurmaganopussy is controlling him. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Nurmaganopussy forces his way into half guard. Nurmaganopussy trying to control the pace.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Poirier tries to roll over but Nurmaganopussy keeps him under control. Poirier looks like he's trying to stand up.
Nurmaganopussy is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Poirier looks like he's trying to stand up.
Poirier is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first. Nurmaganopussy is figuring out what he wants to do next. Poirier is trying to stand.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Poirier is defending against the submission attempts here by Nurmaganopussy.
Nurmaganopussy is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Nurmaganopussy stops Poirier from getting back to his feet.
Nurmaganopussy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Poirier keeps working. Nurmaganopussy prevents Poirier from standing back up.
Nurmaganopussy is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Poirier manages to escape and get back to his feet! The crowd cheers as Poirier lands an impressive looking overhand right. Nurmaganopussy doesn't seem phased though. Poirier shoots in for a takedown but Nurmaganopussy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Khainbred Nurmaganopussy will probably get the nod. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Nurmaganopussy avoids a kick to the body.
A punch combination from Poirier misses. Nurmaganopussy is looking to clinch but Poirier is avoiding it.
Poirier misses with the combination.
Poirier lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Nurmaganopussy backs up against the cage.
Nurmaganopussy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Poirier checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Poirier fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Nurmaganopussy, pushing him back against the cage. Nurmaganopussy is trying to pull guard but Poirier turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Nurmaganopussy lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Poirier manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Nurmaganopussy keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Poirier wants to stall.
Poirier tries to pull guard but Nurmaganopussy holds him up against the cage and eventually Poirier drops back down to his feet.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Poirier tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Nurmaganopussy is trying to force a seperation but Poirier has the dominant position. Poirier is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nurmaganopussy gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground. Poirier wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Nurmaganopussy manages to pass to side control.
 Khainbred Nurmaganopussy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Nurmaganopussy performing his best blanket impression for a moment. Poirier is trying to stand.
Nurmaganopussy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Nurmaganopussy scores with a couple of good hammerfists. Nurmaganopussy seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. Poirier looks like he's trying to stand up.
Nurmaganopussy seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Poirier does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Nurmaganopussy scores with a couple of good hammerfists. Nurmaganopussy looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
 Poirier is rocked!
Nurmaganopussy seems to be looking for submissions.
Poirier is still in real trouble! Can Nurmaganopussy finish him?
Nurmaganopussy gets to his feet - back to striking we go! Nurmaganopussy dodges the punch combination from Poirier.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Nurmaganopussy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Poirier seems to have recovered his senses. Poirier fails to land with a series of punches.
Nurmaganopussy tries to clinch but Poirier is having none of it.
Nurmaganopussy drives through with a takedown into guard. Nurmaganopussy engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Nurmaganopussy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
 That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Poirier manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage. Nurmaganopussy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nurmaganopussy has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Poirier uses from the top position. Nurmaganopussy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Poirier wants to stand but Nurmaganopussy has a closed guard, so he can't escape. Nurmaganopussy is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Poirier is controlling him. Nurmaganopussy looking for a sweep. Not yet Nurmaganopussy, not yet.
Poirier stands up and waves to Nurmaganopussy to follow him.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Nurmaganopussy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Poirier fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Nurmaganopussy, pushing him back against the cage. Poirier keeps control of Nurmaganopussy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Poirier manages to break the clinch.
Nate Poirier seems to be getting the better of the standup. Poirier shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Nurmaganopussy but Nurmaganopussy pushes him off and we're back to square one. Khainbred Nurmaganopussy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nate Poirier.
Nurmaganopussy drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Poirier manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Poirier can't get the takedown.
Poirier can't break the clinch.
Nurmaganopussy works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard. Nurmaganopussy is standing up over Poirier. Poirier looks to escape but Nurmaganopussy dives into side control.
Nurmaganopussy is putting a hurting on Poirier here, landing some big shots from side control. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Nate Poirier will probably get the nod - 10:9. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Poirier fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Poirier lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nurmaganopussy circles away quickly and effectively. Poirier lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nurmaganopussy circles away quickly and effectively. Nurmaganopussy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Poirier.
Nurmaganopussy takes a swing at Poirier's ribcage but misses. A punch combination from Poirier misses. It looked like Nurmaganopussy was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Nurmaganopussy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Nurmaganopussy fails with an attempt to clinch.
No joy there for Poirier, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nurmaganopussy drives through and clinches with Poirier against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nurmaganopussy has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Poirier clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Poirier manages to stand up with Nurmaganopussy still on his back. Eventually Nurmaganopussy drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position. Poirier takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Poirier lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Poirier.
 That's one minute gone in the round. A punch combination from Poirier misses. A little feinted left hand from Nurmaganopussy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Nurmaganopussy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nurmaganopussy feints with a jab and clips Poirier right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Poirier is sent crashing into the canvas and Nurmaganopussy leaps in for the kill! Poirier tries to get to his feet but Nurmaganopussy is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Poirier is in need of a savior and steps in!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Khainbred Nurmaganopussy!
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