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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Hector Berlioz (ranked 24198 p4p, 24493 weight class) and Liquid Fart (ranked 587 p4p, 553 weight class). Berlioz comes to the cage accompanied by March to the Scaffold. Fart has chosen visitation as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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185 cm 23 180 10 - 5 - 1 |
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185 cm 22 185 7 - 4 - 0 |
World class boxer Granite chin
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World class MT Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 10 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Hector Berlioz! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart! The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Matheus Silva and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fart keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fart getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Fart moves out of range of the strikes. Berlioz ducks under a wild hook from Fart. Berlioz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fart manages to avoid it. Fart looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it. Berlioz throws a hook but Fart avoids it easily. Fart looks like he wants to counter punch here. A thudding body kick lands there by Fart!
Berlioz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Fart lands a jab to Berlioz's midsection. Berlioz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him. Fart with a nice calf kick. This has been an exciting period of action! Berlioz checks a leg kick nicely. Fart misses the jab. Berlioz is looking to counter the offense by Fart and move into the clinch. Berlioz throws a combination. Fart tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Fart throws the left hand but Berlioz avoids the punch easily. It looked like Berlioz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fart misses with a low kick as Berlioz jumps back. Berlioz is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Fart. Fart has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. A lazy body kick from Berlioz enabling Fart to counter with a crisp jab. Berlioz throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fart. Fart looks like he wants to counter punch here. Fart throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fart pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Berlioz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Berlioz digs a good hook to Fart's body.
Berlioz connects with a nice looking jab.
Berlioz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Fart misses with an attempted mid kick.
Berlioz slips a straight right by Fart. Berlioz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fart throws a leg kick but Berlioz sees it coming and moves out of range. Berlioz throws a hook but Fart blocks it. Fart doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Fart throws a sloppy head kick and Berlioz moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nice straight punches there by Berlioz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Berlioz. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Fart throws a good cross that connects.
Berlioz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Berlioz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fart. Fart just misses with a punch to the body.
Berlioz throwing a counter right hand but Fart manages to avoid it. Berlioz throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fart counters with a nice body kick. Fart moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Fart misses with a wild body shot. Fart throws a body kick that misses. Fart takes one to the chin there. Berlioz throws a lazy uppercut
and Berlioz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Fart clobbers Berlioz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Liquid Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Fart throws a lazy uppercut
and Berlioz counters with a nice uppercut.
Fart is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Berlioz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fart digs a right hand into Berlioz's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Berlioz's gas tank. Fart struggles to land a body shot inside as Berlioz controls his hands.
Berlioz on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fart lands with a short shot to the head. Berlioz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fart's elbow. Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Berlioz misses with the head strike.
Berlioz scores with a shoulder strike. Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fart lands a right hand. Fart creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Berlioz's defenses. A body shot lands from Berlioz.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Berlioz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fart's elbow. Fart tries to work over Berlioz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Fart has a couple of punches blocked by Berlioz.
Fart lands a shoulder strike. This has been an exciting period of action! Fart lands a right hand that snaps the head of Berlioz backwards. Fart throws a head punch that misses. Fart misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Berlioz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fart prevents a body shot from Berlioz. Berlioz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fart. Berlioz has Fart pressed against the cage, preventing Fart from circling away and getting back to striking at range. A short right hand to the side of the head by Berlioz. Berlioz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Fart misses with a short punch on the inside. Berlioz scores with an uppercut up the middle. Berlioz lands a hook to the side of the head. Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can Berlioz finish him? Fart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fart seems to have recovered his senses. Fart misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Berlioz.
Fart looks winded! Nice body punch from Berlioz - that landed with a thud.
Berlioz lands with a light punch inside. Berlioz lands with a right to the head. Berlioz working some nice short punches in the clinch. Fart takes a shot to the head. Berlioz cracks Fart with a nice body shot. Berlioz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Berlioz breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Fart with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Fart looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Fart get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Hector Berlioz! A relieved looking Hector Berlioz thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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