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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Porter Porker (ranked 4410 p4p, 3875 weight class) and Bark Malis (ranked 0 p4p, 128 weight class). Porker comes into the arena with PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix) blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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300
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart |
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Bark Malis!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Porker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Porker throws a big counter combination but Malis scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Malis misses with the combination.
Malis darts in trying to clinch
and Porker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Malis! Porker lets Malis back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
It looks like Bark Malis has been cut.
Malis throws a right and a left that both miss.
Porker is looking for a counter combo.
Malis tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Porker counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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