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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Porter Porker (ranked 3131 p4p, 4617 weight class) and Shaun Bauer (ranked 120 p4p, 135 weight class). Porker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix). Bauer has chosen Glory Glory Man United as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Shaun Bauer!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bauer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bauer misses with a jab to the body
and Porker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bauer! Porker lets Bauer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Bauer is rocked!
It looks like Shaun Bauer has been cut.
Bauer scores with a nice right hand.
Bauer is still on wobbly legs! Can Porker finish him?
Bauer throws a looping overhand right but Porker ducks down to avoid it.
Porker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bauer seems to have recovered his senses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Porker misses with a double jab
and Bauer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Porker needs to keep his hands up - Bauer had a free shot at his head there.
Porker could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Bauer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bauer swinging wildly here.
Porker is looking to counter the offense by Bauer and move into the clinch.
Bauer connects with a single shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bauer ducks under a wild hook from Porker.
Bauer lands with an uppercut that bounces Porker off the cage and back into range.
Bauer thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Porker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bauer lands the left hand.
Shaun Bauer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bauer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Porker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bauer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Porker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bauer digs a good hook to Porker's body.
Bauer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Bauer throws a nice looking combination but Porker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bauer misses with a few strikes there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bauer lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bauer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bauer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Porker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bauer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Porker cracks Bauer with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Porker has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bauer to stand back up!
Bauer looks winded!
Porker slips under a jab from Bauer.
A little feinted left hand from Porker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bauer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bauer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Porker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bauer! Porker lets Bauer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Bauer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Porker.
It looked like Porker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bauer misses with a left hand
and Porker counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Bauer out cold! What a finish! Porker is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker is the new super heavyweight champion!
Porter Porker decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Shaun Bauer stepped up to the mic, saying 'No heart no win'.
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hype
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