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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hucson Mcdoobershit (ranked 25049 p4p, 3031 weight class) and Slade Sutton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hucson Mcdoobershit has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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130
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hucson Mcdoobershit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slade Sutton!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sutton misses with a series of wild punches.
Mcdoobershit moves into the clinch.
Sutton tries to pull guard but Mcdoobershit won't allow it.
Mcdoobershit leaning against his opponent.
Mcdoobershit gets control of Sutton's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mcdoobershit will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Mcdoobershit looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mcdoobershit pushes Sutton off and scrambles back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcdoobershit drives through and clinches with Sutton against the cage.
Sutton jumps guard but Mcdoobershit stands there with Sutton around his waist. Sutton gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Sutton has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Mcdoobershit avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hucson Mcdoobershit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slade Sutton.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sutton working hard to break the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Mcdoobershit has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Mcdoobershit struggles to land a body shot inside as Sutton controls his hands.
Sutton fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Sutton is working for takedown but Mcdoobershit is calmly controlling the position for now.
Mcdoobershit really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sutton tries to pull guard but Mcdoobershit won't allow it.
Sutton tries to stall but Mcdoobershit uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Sutton tries to pull guard but Mcdoobershit won't allow it.
Mcdoobershit jumps guard.
Sutton really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mcdoobershit. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mcdoobershit manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Mcdoobershit forces Sutton back against the cage and clinches.
Sutton tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mcdoobershit just stands there and leans against the cage.
Sutton jumps guard but Mcdoobershit stands there with Sutton around his waist. Sutton gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mcdoobershit slows down the pace here.
Mcdoobershit drags the fight down to the ground.
Mcdoobershit will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sutton wants to stand and escape but instead Mcdoobershit has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Mcdoobershit is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mcdoobershit won't allow Sutton to get back to his feet.
Sutton trying to keep a closed guard but Mcdoobershit is proving a slippery customer.
Sutton pushes Mcdoobershit off and gets back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sutton moves out of range as Mcdoobershit throws a body kick.
Sutton looks to land a combination but Mcdoobershit avoids it well.
Sutton throws a sloppy head kick and Mcdoobershit moves out of range easily.
Sutton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mcdoobershit shoots for a double leg takedown but Sutton sprawls well. He's pushed Mcdoobershit's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Sutton throws a leg kick which misses Mcdoobershit's front leg but catches the back leg as Mcdoobershit tries to avoid it.
Mcdoobershit moves into the clinch successfully.
Sutton is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Sutton looks winded!
Sutton tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mcdoobershit just stands there and leans against the cage.
Mcdoobershit jumps guard and drags Sutton to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mcdoobershit keeping moving, preventing Sutton from controlling successfully.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Mcdoobershit manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hucson Mcdoobershit dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Mcdoobershit gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Sutton is looking to break free of the clinch but Mcdoobershit has double underhooks.
A right handed body shot lands from Sutton.
Sutton on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mcdoobershit throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mcdoobershit keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sutton's efforts to push away.
Sutton tries to break the clinch but Mcdoobershit is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sutton wants to get back to striking at distance but Mcdoobershit won't allow it.
Mcdoobershit has Sutton pressed against the cage, preventing Sutton from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sutton is looking to take this one to the mat.
Sutton tries to circle away but Mcdoobershit has him pinned against the cage.
Sutton wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mcdoobershit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mcdoobershit slowing the pace effectively.
Sutton jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mcdoobershit walks away with a smile on his face. Sutton gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Hucson Mcdoobershit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mcdoobershit throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mcdoobershit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sutton.
Mcdoobershit has managed to clinch.
Mcdoobershit gets control of Sutton's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mcdoobershit will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sutton is looking to stand up but Mcdoobershit won't let him.
Mcdoobershit is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Sutton is aware though and is defending well.
Sutton wants to stand but Mcdoobershit is controlling his posture from full guard.
Mcdoobershit has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Sutton has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Sutton wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sutton has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sutton is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Sutton wants to break free but Mcdoobershit has control.
Mcdoobershit drags the fight down to the ground.
Mcdoobershit uses the cage to get back to his feet.
A good leg kick by Sutton.
Mcdoobershit doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Sutton counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Mcdoobershit is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit moves into the clinch.
Mcdoobershit just leaning against Sutton, taking a breather.
Sutton taking a breather.
Sutton goes for a takedown attempt but Mcdoobershit pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hucson Mcdoobershit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slade Sutton.
Mcdoobershit forces Sutton back against the cage and clinches.
Sutton trying to stall but Mcdoobershit improves his position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mcdoobershit wants to get back to striking at distance but Sutton won't allow it.
Sutton tries for a takedown. No joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hucson Mcdoobershit dominated that second round.
That's time! Mcdoobershit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Sutton drives through and clinches with Mcdoobershit against the cage.
Sutton tries for a takedown. No joy.
Sutton tries to break free but Mcdoobershit pushes him back against the cage.
Sutton is trying to break the clinch but Mcdoobershit is controlling him.
Sutton stalling in the clinch but Mcdoobershit improves position.
Sutton wants to get back to striking at distance but Mcdoobershit won't allow it.
Mcdoobershit escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcdoobershit moves into the clinch.
Sutton wants to break free but Mcdoobershit has control.
Mcdoobershit tries a body shot but Sutton blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sutton tries a body shot but Mcdoobershit blocks it.
Sutton lands a takedown into guard.
Mcdoobershit scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Sutton misses with a series of wild punches.
Hucson Mcdoobershit is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sutton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mcdoobershit blocks a head kick by Sutton.
Mcdoobershit has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sutton drops down looking for an ankle pick but Mcdoobershit pulls his leg out and moves away.
Sutton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mcdoobershit instigates a clinch.
Hucson Mcdoobershit has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mcdoobershit gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sutton.
Hucson Mcdoobershit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slade Sutton.
Mcdoobershit manages to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Mcdoobershit is looking for a takedown.
Mcdoobershit blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mcdoobershit slows down the pace here.
Sutton prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Mcdoobershit successfully pulls guard.
Mcdoobershit has his feet on Sutton's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Sutton tries to bum rush Mcdoobershit with a series of wild strikes but Mcdoobershit uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mcdoobershit clinches.
Mcdoobershit's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mcdoobershit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sutton can do to turn this around?
Mcdoobershit forces Sutton back against the cage and clinches.
Mcdoobershit blocks the elbow strike.
Mcdoobershit tries to break the clinch but Sutton is controlling the position.
Mcdoobershit dodges an elbow strike from Sutton.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcdoobershit gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sutton.
Mcdoobershit is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sutton gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Sutton drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mcdoobershit.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hucson Mcdoobershit showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mcdoobershit, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hucson Mcdoobershit!
Hucson Mcdoobershit looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'SMIJGLE BINGLE'.
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energy
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FIGHT
RATING
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