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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Spunk Guzzler (ranked 2764 p4p, 4076 weight class) and Gray Dixon (ranked 226 p4p, 303 weight class). Spunk Guzzler is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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168 cm 22 145 8 - 3 - 0 |
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170 cm 25 145 1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt Brawler Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler Basic striking Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Spunk Guzzler! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gray Dixon! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Guzzler has a takedown stuffed. Excellent takedown into side control there by Dixon. Guzzler bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet! Guzzler throws a nice looking combination but Dixon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Dixon closes the distance and pushes Guzzler back into the ropes. Dixon is looking for a takedown. Guzzler prevents the takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Guzzler breaks the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Guzzler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Dixon closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Guzzler did well to prevent Dixon getting side control. Guzzler is looking to improve his position.
Guzzler works his way to full guard. Good work.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dixon scores with a decent looking elbow strike. Dixon trying to control the position from guard on top but Guzzler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Guzzler seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission. Dixon controls the pace of the fight for a moment. Dixon's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige. Guzzler trying to control the position.
Guzzler keeping moving, preventing Dixon from controlling successfully. The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Guzzler wants to sweep but no luck. Guzzler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dixon preventing the sweep. Dixon throws a big elbow that misses. Guzzler trying to control the position.
Dixon trying to control but Guzzler is working from the bottom. We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup. Dixon keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Guzzler's head. Dixon trying to control the position from guard on top but Guzzler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Guzzler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dixon is aware though and is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dixon trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. Guzzler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dixon. Dixon is working Guzzler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. Dixon wants to control from the top but Guzzler keeps moving. Guzzler trying to keep a closed guard but Dixon is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring. Dixon content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Guzzler has locked up a guillotine! Guzzler's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Dixon is holding on here and Guzzler must be using up a lot of energy. Dixon has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Guzzler gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Spunk Guzzler! An intense looking Spunk Guzzler took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I just sat on this little boys face.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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38% |
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