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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Porter Porker (ranked 1830 p4p, 4689 weight class) and Dick Grayson (ranked 97 p4p, 142 weight class). Porker comes to the cage accompanied by PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dick Grayson!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Porker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Grayson doesn't seem phased though.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Grayson has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Grayson tries to clinch but Porker moves out of range.
Porker throwing a counter right hand but Grayson manages to avoid it.
Porker defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Grayson.
Grayson closes the distance and clinches.
Porker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Porker is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Grayson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Grayson takes a shot to the head.
Grayson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grayson fails with the takedown
and Porker counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Grayson looks winded!
Porker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grayson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Porker counter with a right hand.
It looks like Dick Grayson has been cut.
Porker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad MMA Las Vegas in the buildup to the fight.
Porter Porker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dick Grayson.
Porker tries a low kick but Grayson avoids it.
Porker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Grayson sprawling to the canvas! Grayson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Porker finish him?!
Porker ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Grayson out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker retains his super heavyweight title!
Post fight, Porter Porker took to the microphone: 'IF YOU COME FOR THE PIG YOU BEST NOT MISS!!! Shout out to the Pig Pen I Luh y'all, WHERE MY PIGGAS AT.'.
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hype
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RATING
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