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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dank Skenojabitch (ranked 23883 p4p, 22665 weight class) and Mmm Mmm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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165 cm
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143
26 - 134 - 3 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Dank Skenojabitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 134 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mmm Mmm!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skenojabitch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Skenojabitch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mmm.
Mmm with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Skenojabitch to score with a decent uppercut.
Mmm is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Skenojabitch's half guard.
Skenojabitch is trying to stand.
Mmm is thwarting Skenojabitch's attempts to control the position.
Skenojabitch has a hand on Mmm's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Mmm takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Skenojabitch definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mmm controlling the position easily from mount.
Skenojabitch is trying desperately to improve position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skenojabitch is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Mmm controlling the pace for now.
Skenojabitch tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mmm avoids the attempt from Skenojabitch to control.
Skenojabitch's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Skenojabitch is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Skenojabitch tries to hold on but Mmm postures up.
Mmm controlling from the full mount.
Skenojabitch bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skenojabitch stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mmm swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Skenojabitch trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Mmm manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Mmm slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Skenojabitch is trying to hold Mmm in close to prevent damage but Mmm has managed to pass into half guard.
Mmm performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skenojabitch looking for submissions off his back.
Mmm takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mmm connects with a nice short shot to Skenojabitch's temple.
Mmm content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mmm Mmm will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Mmm takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mmm takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mmm walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Skenojabitch lands a jab to the head.
Skenojabitch feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mmms jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Skenojabitch lands a lovely overhand right.
Mmm misses with a kick to the body
and Skenojabitch counters with a left to the body.
Skenojabitch punishes Mmm's body with a nice straight punch.
Skenojabitch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skenojabitch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mmm stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mmm takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skenojabitch cracks Mmm with an open hand slap.
Skenojabitch catches Mmm with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Skenojabitch cracks Mmm with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dank Skenojabitch is winning the standup battle so far.
Skenojabitch scores with a jab to the head.
Skenojabitch lands with a cross.
Mmm is rocked!
Skenojabitch cracks Mmm with a good jab.
Mmm is still on wobbly legs! Can Skenojabitch finish him?
Skenojabitch looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good exchange - Skenojabitch coming out on top.
Skenojabitch cracks Mmm's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Mmm slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Skenojabitch can do further damage! This one is done, son!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dank Skenojabitch!
Dank Skenojabitch decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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